Wiseguy Pizza

Wiseguy Pizza Old School pie handcrafted and baked on two inch thick in an stone-deck oven!

A New York inspired pizza restaurant that serves huge 18-inch pizzas, massive cut slices, and a wide variety of flavors!

Yo, don't let game day catch ya empty-handed. 🤌🏈Whether it's preseason, college kickoff, or rivalry weekend, we've got a...
08/10/2026

Yo, don't let game day catch ya empty-handed. 🤌🏈

Whether it's preseason, college kickoff, or rivalry weekend, we've got a bundle ready for every size crew.

🏈 KICKOFF COMBO | $29.99 - One 18" Classic Cheese or Pepperoni Pizza + 6 Garlic Knots
🔥 HUDDLE BUNDLE | $54.99 - One 18" Classic + One 18" Specialty Pizza + 6 Garlic Knots
🙌 TAILGATE PACK | $129.99 - 3 Classic Pizzas + 2 Specialty Pizzas + 6 Garlic Knots

You can always add 6 or 10 wings at menu price.

Kick off football season with Wiseguy.

Ay! Grab a fresh 9-inch pie, fold it like ya mean it, and get back to the grind. Big New York flavor, no funny business....
08/07/2026

Ay! Grab a fresh 9-inch pie, fold it like ya mean it, and get back to the grind. Big New York flavor, no funny business.🍕

We'll see ya at lunch.

*9-inch pizzas are available at all locations except Chinatown and Herndon.

08/04/2026

Everybody's got opinions when it comes to pizza. 🍕🤌

So we put one of our Wiseguy crew members on the spot.

Watch the answers... then tell us if you agree.

Lemme tell ya somethin'... pizza's the only thing everybody agrees on. 🍕Skip the "What should we order?" group chat.Let ...
08/02/2026

Lemme tell ya somethin'... pizza's the only thing everybody agrees on. 🍕

Skip the "What should we order?" group chat.

Let Wiseguy handle the catering while you take all the credit.

07/30/2026

Around here, lunch isn’t about settling. It’s about the big New York-style slices, a buttery garlic knot, and a soda starting at just $7.25. C’mon now. 🍕🔥

Hosting the crew? Don't spend the whole day cooking. Grab Wiseguy catering for game day, office parties, birthdays, or a...
07/28/2026

Hosting the crew? Don't spend the whole day cooking.

Grab Wiseguy catering for game day, office parties, birthdays, or any excuse to get people together. We'll bring the pies. You take the credit. 😎🍕

Lemme tell ya, every pie's got its own fan club. The move? Don't choose. Order a few and keep everybody happy. No compla...
07/26/2026

Lemme tell ya, every pie's got its own fan club.

The move? Don't choose. Order a few and keep everybody happy. No complaints at this table. 🍕🔥

Yo, pizza might be what brought ya here, but these wings have a way of stealing the spotlight. Crispy, saucy, and gone b...
07/22/2026

Yo, pizza might be what brought ya here, but these wings have a way of stealing the spotlight.

Crispy, saucy, and gone before you know it. 🍗🔥

Address

300 Massachusetts Avenue NW
Washington D.C., DC
20001

Opening Hours

Monday 11am - 11pm
Tuesday 11am - 11pm
Wednesday 11am - 11pm
Thursday 11am - 12am
Friday 11am - 4am
Saturday 11am - 4am
Sunday 11am - 11pm

Telephone

+12024087800

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