Wiseguy Pizza

Wiseguy Pizza Old School pie handcrafted and baked on two inch thick in an stone-deck oven!

A New York inspired pizza restaurant that serves huge 18-inch pizzas, massive cut slices, and a wide variety of flavors!

09/28/2026

🍕🏈 BIG FOOTBALL TALK. BIG SLICES.

Join Derek Forrest ( ) + Ken Jenkins this Wednesday at 7PM at Wiseguy Pizza Navy Yard for a live taping of Washington Huddle OT as we get ready for the vs. matchup.

Rewards members: FREE SLICE with purchase from 6PM–close. 👀 Check your wallet Wednesday! Not a member? Join now. Link in bio.

09/25/2026

Yo... grab a napkin. This one's gonna get messy. 🤌🌶️🍕

Slow-braised Birria. Melted mozzarella. Cilantro. Onion. Jalapeño crème.

And a side of consommé because we're not playin' around.

Get it by the slice, as a 9", or bring home the 18" XL Whole Pie.

9" available at all locations except Herndon and Chinatown.

Yo, lunch break's callin'. Don't send it to voicemail. 🍕🤌Grab a Big Slice Combo with 1 or 2 slices, a garlic knot, and a...
09/23/2026

Yo, lunch break's callin'. Don't send it to voicemail. 🍕🤌

Grab a Big Slice Combo with 1 or 2 slices, a garlic knot, and a soda starting at just $7.25.

That's a lunch worth clockin' out for. C'mon now.

09/21/2026

Whaddaya wanna know about the Birria Pizza? Chef Treeven Dove's got answers. 👀🍕

Press play. Chef's talkin'.

Yo, here's the game plan: somebody handles the TV, somebody handles the drinks, and Wiseguy handles the rest. 🤌🏈🍕 KICKOF...
09/20/2026

Yo, here's the game plan: somebody handles the TV, somebody handles the drinks, and Wiseguy handles the rest. 🤌🏈

🍕 KICKOFF COMBO | $29.99
One 18" Classic Cheese or Pepperoni + 6 Garlic Knots

🍕 HUDDLE BUNDLE | $54.99
One 18" Classic + One 18" Specialty + 6 Garlic Knots

🍕 TAILGATE PACK | $129.99
3 Classic Pizzas + 2 Specialty Pizzas + 6 Garlic Knots

Then toss 6 or 10 Wings into the order at menu price.

Now put the game on and stop worryin' about dinner.

C'mon now. You didn't think we'd let National Pepperoni Pizza Day slide without doin' somethin', did ya? 🍕🔥Thompson Tabl...
09/19/2026

C'mon now. You didn't think we'd let National Pepperoni Pizza Day slide without doin' somethin', did ya? 🍕🔥

Thompson Table Rewards Members, check your wallet because we're bringin' the heat:

🍕 50% OFF Whole 18" XL Pepperoni Pies
💻 Online only
📅 Valid September 20 only

The offer drops right into your wallet on National Pepperoni Pizza Day, so make sure you're a fully registered Thompson Table Rewards Member.

One day. Half-price XL pepperoni. Don't sleep on it.

Yo... Birria just pulled up at Wiseguy. 🌶️🍕We're throwin' slow-braised Birria, mozzarella, cilantro, onion, and jalapeño...
09/14/2026

Yo... Birria just pulled up at Wiseguy. 🌶️🍕

We're throwin' slow-braised Birria, mozzarella, cilantro, onion, and jalapeño crème onto a pizza, with consommé on the side for dippin'.

Get it as an 18" XL Whole Pie, 9" pizza, or by the slice.

Limited time. So don't sleep on it.

9" available at all locations except Herndon and Chinatown.

Whaddaya bringin' to the watch party? C'mon, don't say chips. 😂🏈🏈 KICKOFF COMBO | $29.9918" Classic Cheese or Pepperoni ...
09/13/2026

Whaddaya bringin' to the watch party? C'mon, don't say chips. 😂🏈

🏈 KICKOFF COMBO | $29.99
18" Classic Cheese or Pepperoni + 6 Garlic Knots

🔥 HUDDLE BUNDLE | $54.99
18" Classic + 18" Specialty + 6 Garlic Knots

🙌 TAILGATE PACK | $129.99
3 Classics + 2 Specialties + 6 Garlic Knots

And when the crew says, "We need wings," add 6 or 10 at menu price.

Game day starts with Wiseguy. Fuggedaboudit.

Address

300 Massachusetts Avenue NW
Washington D.C., DC
20001

Opening Hours

Monday 11am - 11pm
Tuesday 11am - 11pm
Wednesday 11am - 11pm
Thursday 11am - 12am
Friday 11am - 4am
Saturday 11am - 4am
Sunday 11am - 11pm

Telephone

+12024087800

Website

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