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Big Schlim Food Reviewer, Washington D.C., DC (2026)

06/23/2026

We all should be hip to this new’ish Carryout in Capital Heights!! Just like YOU I’m scrolling, & I saw that you can get some chips, bring it in, & they fill it up!! I pulled up…that easy like!!
Where I’m at:
Location Reviewed: 1430 S Addison Rd., Capital Heights M.D.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Jerk Smash Burger Combo ($15 for 2 smash Pattie’s with grilled onions, tomato, pickles, pepper Jack cheese, lettuce, fries, Scrummy sauce, & a can beverage). A mild jerk sauce, nicely smashed burgers, crisp fries…outright tasty!

STAMP!! Their Bring Your Own Bag Meal ($11.97 I brought a Spicy Salsa Salsitas Chips-$3 with lamb meat, fries, jalapenos, lettuce, white sauce, & spicy sauce). Look…YOU create this bag, YOU put what you want in it, so yeah…STAMP your own bag.

STAMP!! Their Bring Your Own Bag Meal ($18 I brought a large bag of Doritos Sweet Chili chips-$6 with jerk chicken, jalapenos, cucumbers, onions, tomatoes, Scrummy sauce, cheese, & rice).

STAMP!! Their Drinks ($5.99 each for their Mango Lemonade, & Classic Lemonade). They upgraded their drinks to juice!! Refreshing, not super sweet, & tasty!

DELICIOUS. Their Rasta Pasta ($15.99 with penne pasta, parmesan cheese, jerk chicken, peppers, & Alfredo sauce). Good, and it fills you up
Customer Service: On Point!
Parking: Decent.
Recommendations: Get that Jerk Burger, & Bring your own bag!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair & differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

06/23/2026

We all should be hip to this new’ish Carryout in Capital Heights!! Just like YOU I’m scrolling, & I saw that you can get some chips, bring it in, & they fill it up!! I pulled up…that easy like!!
Where I’m at:
Location Reviewed: 1430 S Addison Rd., Capital Heights M.D.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Jerk Smash Burger Combo ($15 for 2 smash Pattie’s with grilled onions, tomato, pickles, pepper Jack cheese, lettuce, fries, Scrummy sauce, & a can beverage). A mild jerk sauce, nicely smashed burgers, crisp fries…outright tasty!

STAMP!! Their Bring Your Own Bag Meal ($11.97 I brought a Spicy Salsa Salsitas Chips-$3 with lamb meat, fries, jalapenos, lettuce, white sauce, & spicy sauce). Look…YOU create this bag, YOU put what you want in it, so yeah…STAMP your own bag.

STAMP!! Their Bring Your Own Bag Meal ($18 I brought a large bag of Doritos Sweet Chili chips-$6 with jerk chicken, jalapenos, cucumbers, onions, tomatoes, Scrummy sauce, cheese, & rice).

STAMP!! Their Drinks ($5.99 each for their Mango Lemonade, & Classic Lemonade). They upgraded their drinks to juice!! Refreshing, not super sweet, & tasty!

DELICIOUS. Their Rasta Pasta ($15.99 with penne pasta, parmesan cheese, jerk chicken, peppers, & Alfredo sauce). Good, and it fills you up
Customer Service: On Point!
Parking: Decent.
Recommendations: Get that Jerk Burger, & Bring your own bag!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair & differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

06/22/2026

Ready for some great ambiance, attentive customer service, & good food? Well this Caribbean/Italian fusion spot in Laurel has got you covered!! You’ve seen this spot let’s get BRUNCH!!
Where I am: .restaurant
Location Reviewed: 3325 Corridor Marketplace Laurel M.D.
Items Reviewed:
Their Espresso Martini Flight ($40 for a Matcha Martini, Espresso with Bailey’s, & a French Vanilla Espresso). I’m just showing y’all, I didn’t drink these, I gave them away!!

STAMP!! Their Mocktails ($10 for their Citrus Cooler with pineapple, & orange, & $10 for their Caribbean Punch with mixed fruit juices). Both were refreshing, palate cleansing, & fresh!!

LIKE THAT! Their Jerk Chicken Loaded Tater Tots ($14 with je**ed chicken, sour cream, cheddar cheese, lettuce, Jump Jump sauce, & pickled onion over tots). Well seasoned jerk chicken, that made the tots tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Strawberries, & Cream French Toast ($22 for brioche bun French toast, with strawberries, strawberry compote, whipped cream, powdered sugar, & syrup). Crispy edges, & a soft interior on this toast, sweet, tasty, no syrup needed!!

LIKE THAT! Their Egg & Chicken Alfredo Sandwich ($22 with jerk chicken tossed in Alfredo sauce, a fried egg, lettuce, cherry peppers, & mozzarella with garlic parmesan tots). This caught me off guard!! The creamy Alfredo with the jerk…worked!! The garlic Parmesan tots tots looked regular, but were flavorful!!

STAMP!! Their Colossal Shrimp & Cheddar Grits ($38 cheddar grits, colossal shrimp, andouille sausage, tomatoes, & peppers ragu). The star of the show!! Cheesy, HUGE meaty shrimp, with a mildly spicy peppers ragu!!

STAMP!! Their Curry Red Snapper (Mkt. Price $50 for a whole red snapper drizzled with curry sauce, & peppers, with a side of rice n beans). Well seasoned, plentiful, a nice mild curry, & tasty rice!!
Customer Service: On Point
Parking: Decent.
Recommendations: The Shrimp & Grits stole the show!!
Accessibility: It’s is wheelchair friendly, & differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

06/22/2026

Ready for some great ambiance, attentive customer service, & good food? Well this Caribbean/Italian fusion spot in Laurel has got you covered!! You’ve seen this spot let’s get BRUNCH!!
Where I am: .restaurant
Location Reviewed: 3325 Corridor Marketplace Laurel M.D.
Items Reviewed:
Their Espresso Martini Flight ($40 for a Matcha Martini, Espresso with Bailey’s, & a French Vanilla Espresso). I’m just showing y’all, I didn’t drink these, I gave them away!!

STAMP!! Their Mocktails ($10 for their Citrus Cooler with pineapple, & orange, & $10 for their Caribbean Punch with mixed fruit juices). Both were refreshing, palate cleansing, & fresh!!

LIKE THAT! Their Jerk Chicken Loaded Tater Tots ($14 with je**ed chicken, sour cream, cheddar cheese, lettuce, Jump Jump sauce, & pickled onion over tots). Well seasoned jerk chicken, that made the tots tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Strawberries, & Cream French Toast ($22 for brioche bun French toast, with strawberries, strawberry compote, whipped cream, powdered sugar, & syrup). Crispy edges, & a soft interior on this toast, sweet, tasty, no syrup needed!!

LIKE THAT! Their Egg & Chicken Alfredo Sandwich ($22 with jerk chicken tossed in Alfredo sauce, a fried egg, lettuce, cherry peppers, & mozzarella with garlic parmesan tots). This caught me off guard!! The creamy Alfredo with the jerk…worked!! The garlic Parmesan tots tots looked regular, but were flavorful!!

STAMP!! Their Colossal Shrimp & Cheddar Grits ($38 cheddar grits, colossal shrimp, andouille sausage, tomatoes, & peppers ragu). The star of the show!! Cheesy, HUGE meaty shrimp, with a mildly spicy peppers ragu!!

STAMP!! Their Curry Red Snapper (Mkt. Price $50 for a whole red snapper drizzled with curry sauce, & peppers, with a side of rice n beans). Well seasoned, plentiful, a nice mild curry, & tasty rice!!
Customer Service: On Point
Parking: Decent.
Recommendations: The Shrimp & Grits stole the show!!
Accessibility: It’s is wheelchair friendly, & differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

06/19/2026

This traveling personal Chef puts his foot in his whole food (that means he cooks well). Whenever he’s in town, I make my order!! I’m trying his pasta this time, but hold still, I went back to him 2 days later…LET’S GO!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: *Pick up locations vary, check his social media for current pick up locations*

Today’s pick up location is 2230 New York Ave., N.E. Washington D.C.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Jerk Chicken Rasta Pasta ($50 for jerk Alfredo seasoned penne pasta with Alfredo chicken, jerk chicken, & shrimp). Good folks the pasta was well seasoned, it was seasoned creamy chicken in the pasta, then the spicy jerk chicken, & plump shrimp!!

STAMP!! Their Lamb & Seafood Platter ($78 with a lump crab cake, a lobster tail, 4 lamb chops, jumbo shrimp, mac n cheese, broccoli, yellow rice, & collard greens *$10* extra). I’m not going to hold you…ALL the proteins were STAMPED!! Well seasoned, thick, hearty, & savory!! Now…the Mac n cheese…STAMPED!! Cheesy, a blend of cheeses, with a caramelized top!! The greens were LIKE THAT, & the broccoli, & rice were DELICIOUS.
Customer Service: On Point
Parking: Decent at the pick up spot.
Recommendations: Get what I got!!
Accessibility: It’s is wheelchair friendly, & differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

06/19/2026

This traveling personal Chef puts his foot in his whole food (that means he cooks well). Whenever he’s in town, I make my order!! I’m trying his pasta this time, but hold still, I went back to him 2 days later…LET’S GO!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: *Pick up locations vary, check his social media for current pick up locations*

Today’s pick up location is 2230 New York Ave., N.E. Washington D.C.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Jerk Chicken Rasta Pasta ($50 for jerk Alfredo seasoned penne pasta with Alfredo chicken, jerk chicken, & shrimp). Good folks the pasta was well seasoned, it was seasoned creamy chicken in the pasta, then the spicy jerk chicken, & plump shrimp!!

STAMP!! Their Lamb & Seafood Platter ($78 with a lump crab cake, a lobster tail, 4 lamb chops, jumbo shrimp, mac n cheese, broccoli, yellow rice, & collard greens *$10* extra). I’m not going to hold you…ALL the proteins were STAMPED!! Well seasoned, thick, hearty, & savory!! Now…the Mac n cheese…STAMPED!! Cheesy, a blend of cheeses, with a caramelized top!! The greens were LIKE THAT, & the broccoli, & rice were DELICIOUS.
Customer Service: On Point
Parking: Decent at the pick up spot.
Recommendations: Get what I got!!
Accessibility: It’s is wheelchair friendly, & differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

06/18/2026

I don’t know if YOU know, but, at Forestville Plaza there are a rack of food trucks posted up!! I got word of this happening last year, now it’s here so LET’S GO!! First up Yvonne’s Caribbean Cuisine!!
Where I am: located in
Location Reviewed: 7702 Marlboro Pike, Forestville M.D.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! The Drinks ($6 each for their house made Cucumber Cooler with cucumber & ginger in it, & their Glow & Go with carrot, ginger, & lime). Super Fresh!! Thirst quenching, & tasty!! I also got the Jamaican Sodas $3.75 each STAMP!!

STAMP!! Their Oxtail Platter ($ with marinated oxtail, rice n peas, plantains, & cabbage). One of the better oxtails I’ve had lately, savory, & plenty of it!! STAMP the rice n peas, & sweet plantains, the cabbage was DELICIOUS.

STAMP!! Their Curry Chicken Lunch Special *Lunch Runs from 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Mon-Fri* ($15.50 for curry chicken, white rice, plantains, & cabbage). A nice mild curry sauce with thick chicken!! Fulfilling, & tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Beef Patty ($3.50). Flaky, spicy, & meaty!! An above average patty!!

STAMP!! Their Jerk Chicken À la carte ($12 for half jerk chicken, & jerk sauce). So this was FRESH off the grill with a sweet, & spicy jerk sauce!! LOVED IT!!
Customer Service: On Point
Parking: Decent.
Recommendations: That Oxtail, & Jerk Chicken are a must try!!
Accessibility: It’s is wheelchair friendly, & differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

06/18/2026

I don’t know if YOU know, but, at Forestville Plaza there are a rack of food trucks posted up!! I got word of this happening last year, now it’s here so LET’S GO!! First up Yvonne’s Caribbean Cuisine!!
Where I am: located in
Location Reviewed: 7702 Marlboro Pike, Forestville M.D.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! The Drinks ($6 each for their house made Cucumber Cooler with cucumber & ginger in it, & their Glow & Go with carrot, ginger, & lime). Super Fresh!! Thirst quenching, & tasty!! I also got the Jamaican Sodas $3.75 each STAMP!!

STAMP!! Their Oxtail Platter ($ with marinated oxtail, rice n peas, plantains, & cabbage). One of the better oxtails I’ve had lately, savory, & plenty of it!! STAMP the rice n peas, & sweet plantains, the cabbage was DELICIOUS.

STAMP!! Their Curry Chicken Lunch Special *Lunch Runs from 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Mon-Fri* ($15.50 for curry chicken, white rice, plantains, & cabbage). A nice mild curry sauce with thick chicken!! Fulfilling, & tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Beef Patty ($3.50). Flaky, spicy, & meaty!! An above average patty!!

STAMP!! Their Jerk Chicken À la carte ($12 for half jerk chicken, & jerk sauce). So this was FRESH off the grill with a sweet, & spicy jerk sauce!! LOVED IT!!
Customer Service: On Point
Parking: Decent.
Recommendations: That Oxtail, & Jerk Chicken are a must try!!
Accessibility: It’s is wheelchair friendly, & differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

06/17/2026

I’m scrolling, & I saw this cleverly named food truck Me’Nu. Their saying is “Where Good Food Brings Me’Nu Together”! I looked their page, saw all the comments loving their food…I pulled up!!
Where I am: .nufoodtruck
Location Reviewed: 2055 15th St., N. Arlington VA.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Fish Plate ($20 with marinated fried whiting, bread, fries, house made slaw, & hot sauce). This has got to be some of the BEST fried fish in the area. The cornmeal crust makes perfectly crunchy, & it was well seasoned!! STAMP them fries, & slaw too!!

STAMP!! Their Hot Honey Chicken Sandwich ($12 a fried chicken breast with hot honey sauce, Me’Nu sauce, house pickles, & slaw). This was simply GREAT!! Fresh, flavored well, crispy, & a nice chicken breast cutlet!!

STAMP!! Their DMV Stack Burger ($12 for 2 beef patties, melted cheese, tomatoes, onion, pickles, garlic aioli, & DMV spicy sauce). Another banger from them, fresh patties, gooey cheese, a toasted bun, & a mild kick!!

LIKE THAT! Their Mumbo Wings ($12 for 6 wings with their spicy house made Mumbo Sauce). It came close to tasting like authentic Mumbo sauce!! It was spicy, & the wings were big.

STAMP!! Their Desserts (2 for $10 so I got their house made crème brûlée, & strawberry cheesecake). Creamy brûlée which they caramelized on the spot, & thick, n sweet cheesecake!!
Customer Service: On Point
Parking: Decent.
Recommendations: That fish plate is a must have!!
Accessibility: It’s is wheelchair friendly, & differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

06/17/2026

I’m scrolling, & I saw this cleverly named food truck Me’Nu. Their saying is “Where Good Food Brings Me’Nu Together”! I looked their page, saw all the comments loving their food…I pulled up!!
Where I am: .nufoodtruck
Location Reviewed: 2055 15th St., N. Arlington VA.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Fish Plate ($20 with marinated fried whiting, bread, fries, house made slaw, & hot sauce). This has got to be some of the BEST fried fish in the area. The cornmeal crust makes perfectly crunchy, & it was well seasoned!! STAMP them fries, & slaw too!!

STAMP!! Their Hot Honey Chicken Sandwich ($12 a fried chicken breast with hot honey sauce, Me’Nu sauce, house pickles, & slaw). This was simply GREAT!! Fresh, flavored well, crispy, & a nice chicken breast cutlet!!

STAMP!! Their DMV Stack Burger ($12 for 2 beef patties, melted cheese, tomatoes, onion, pickles, garlic aioli, & DMV spicy sauce). Another banger from them, fresh patties, gooey cheese, a toasted bun, & a mild kick!!

LIKE THAT! Their Mumbo Wings ($12 for 6 wings with their spicy house made Mumbo Sauce). It came close to tasting like authentic Mumbo sauce!! It was spicy, & the wings were big.

STAMP!! Their Desserts (2 for $10 so I got their house made crème brûlée, & strawberry cheesecake). Creamy brûlée which they caramelized on the spot, & thick, n sweet cheesecake!!
Customer Service: On Point
Parking: Decent.
Recommendations: That fish plate is a must have!!
Accessibility: It’s is wheelchair friendly, & differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

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