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Big Schlim Food Reviewer, Washington D.C., DC (2026)

08/31/2026

People always ask me what gauge do I use to rate food? Well, this new’ish spot in Baltimore set up a STAMPED standard!! Look, I’m not making this long, & drawn out Good Folks…GET HERE!! That’s it!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 2 E Wells St., Baltimore M.D.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Shrimp Fra Diavolo Bucatini ($32 with grilled shrimp, spicy diavolo sauce, & bucatini pasta). Creamy mildly hot sauce, perfectly grilled shrimp, & a tender pasta!!

STAMP!! Their Blueberry Vanilla Pancakes ($17 with blueberry compote, vanilla cream, whipped butter, & warm maple syrup). The whipped butter, & vanilla cream almost makes these cakes into a dessert!!

STAMP!! Their Honey Cilantro Wings ($17 whole grilled wings with a sweet n spicy glaze, cilantro, & lime). Grilled to perfection, smoky, sweet, with meat that fell off the bone!!

STAMP!! Their Sunday’s Best Cocktail ($14 with a tea infused vodka, vanilla, honey, & lemon). I gave this away, & they said STAMP!!

STAMP!! Their Strawberry Layered Matcha ($6). Creamy, sweet, tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Busy Bee Cocktail ($15 with tequila, blueberry, honey, & lavender). I gave this away to the same table, & again, they said STAMP!!

STAMP!! Their Grilled Salmon & Brussels ($28 with grilled salmon, roasted brussels, & herb butter). Tender well seasoned sweet, & savory salmon, & sprouts!!

STAMP!! Their Catfish & Grits ($26 with fried catfish, creamy grits, & roasted peppers). Crispy well seasoned fish, with super flavorful grits!!
Customer Service: On Point!
Parking: Rough on the street, but Decent with a garage they have.
Recommendations: Get anything I got!!
Accessibility: This spot is wheelchair friendly, & differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

08/30/2026

People always ask me what gauge do I use to rate food? Well, this new’ish spot in Baltimore set up a STAMPED standard!! Look, I’m not making this long, & drawn out Good Folks…GET HERE!! That’s it!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 2 E Wells St., Baltimore M.D.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Shrimp Fra Diavolo Bucatini ($32 with grilled shrimp, spicy diavolo sauce, & bucatini pasta). Creamy mildly hot sauce, perfectly grilled shrimp, & a tender pasta!!

STAMP!! Their Blueberry Vanilla Pancakes ($17 with blueberry compote, vanilla cream, whipped butter, & warm maple syrup). The whipped butter, & vanilla cream almost makes these cakes into a dessert!!

STAMP!! Their Honey Cilantro Wings ($17 whole grilled wings with a sweet n spicy glaze, cilantro, & lime). Grilled to perfection, smoky, sweet, with meat that fell off the bone!!

STAMP!! Their Sunday’s Best Cocktail ($14 with a tea infused vodka, vanilla, honey, & lemon). I gave this away, & they said STAMP!!

STAMP!! Their Strawberry Layered Matcha ($6). Creamy, sweet, tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Busy Bee Cocktail ($15 with tequila, blueberry, honey, & lavender). I gave this away to the same table, & again, they said STAMP!!

STAMP!! Their Grilled Salmon & Brussels ($28 with grilled salmon, roasted brussels, & herb butter). Tender well seasoned sweet, & savory salmon, & sprouts!!

STAMP!! Their Catfish & Grits ($26 with fried catfish, creamy grits, & roasted peppers). Crispy well seasoned fish, with super flavorful grits!!
Customer Service: On Point!
Parking: Rough on the street, but Decent with a garage they have.
Recommendations: Get anything I got!!
Accessibility: This spot is wheelchair friendly, & differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

08/27/2026

Have y’all ever heard that strip clubs have good wings? I have, & I know that some of them do, so when I saw my fellow foodie review strip club food!! I had to pull up myself!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 1805 Connecticut Ave., N.W. Washington D.C.
Items Reviewed:
DELICIOUS. Their Mozzarella Sticks ($12 for 6 breaded, & fried mozzarella sticks). Cheesy of course, just good though.

STAMP!! Their Wings ($15 for 6 lemon peppered wings). Crispy, juicy, lemony, peppery, perfect strip club wings!!

LIKE THAT! Their Sweet Thai Chili Salmon Sliders *Lunch Special Price is $5.99 Mon.-Fri. 12pm-6pm, Sat.-Sun. 3pm-6pm ($16 grilled salmon on mini toasted buns with a slaw, sweet Thai chili, & fries). Huge chunks of well seasoned salmon, a sweet mildly spicy sauce, & crisp fries!!

STAMP!! Their 1/2 Pound Burger ($15 with American cheese, tomato, lettuce, red onion, mayo, bacon, & onion rings). A thick burger, nicely melted cheese, crisp bacon, & them tasty onion rings!!

LIKE THAT! Their NY Strip Steak ($24 a NY steak with fries). Nicely seasoned, I just wanted it a lil more pink on the inside!!
Customer Service: On Point!
Parking: Rough period.
Recommendations: Get that Burger!
Accessibility: This spot is wheelchair friendly, & differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

08/26/2026

Have y’all ever heard that strip clubs have good wings? I have, & I know that some of them do, so when I saw my fellow foodie review strip club food!! I had to pull up myself!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 1805 Connecticut Ave., N.W. Washington D.C.
Items Reviewed:
DELICIOUS. Their Mozzarella Sticks ($12 for 6 breaded, & fried mozzarella sticks). Cheesy of course, just good though.

STAMP!! Their Wings ($15 for 6 lemon peppered wings). Crispy, juicy, lemony, peppery, perfect strip club wings!!

LIKE THAT! Their Sweet Thai Chili Salmon Sliders *Lunch Special Price is $5.99 Mon.-Fri. 12pm-6pm, Sat.-Sun. 3pm-6pm ($16 grilled salmon on mini toasted buns with a slaw, sweet Thai chili, & fries). Huge chunks of well seasoned salmon, a sweet mildly spicy sauce, & crisp fries!!

STAMP!! Their 1/2 Pound Burger ($15 with American cheese, tomato, lettuce, red onion, mayo, bacon, & onion rings). A thick burger, nicely melted cheese, crisp bacon, & them tasty onion rings!!

LIKE THAT! Their NY Strip Steak ($24 a NY steak with fries). Nicely seasoned, I just wanted it a lil more pink on the inside!!
Customer Service: On Point!
Parking: Rough period.
Recommendations: Get that Burger!
Accessibility: This spot is wheelchair friendly, & differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

08/26/2026

This Taqueria is one of my favorite Mexican restaurants in the Washington D.C. area!! I had no idea that they were in College Park Maryland!! Nuff said…I pulled up!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 7410 Baltimore Ave., College Park M.D.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Chips & Salsa ($5 tortilla chips with habanero salsa, & verde salsa). Super fresh, with hot, & smooth salsa’s!!

LIKE THAT! Their Queso Fundido ($13 with melted Oaxaca cheese, chorizo, & corn tortillas). Cheesy, of course, with spicy, nicely salted chorizo.

STAMP!! Their Birria Tacos ($16 for 3 beef Birria tacos with cilantro, onion, Oaxaca cheese, & consume). Get these!! Meaty, flavorful, with a rich, beefy consume to dip in!!

STAMP!! Their Tacos ($4.50 each for a salmon taco with avocado, & pico de gallo, a chicken, & chorizo taco with cilantro, & onion on corn tortillas). STAMP that flavorful chicken taco, the meaty chorizo taco was LIKE THAT, & the good salmon taco was DELICIOUS!

STAMP!! Their Drinks ($4.50 for their Horchata, & $4 for their Hibiscus Drink). That horchata was sweet, & milky, the hibiscus was refreshing!!

STAMP!! Their Fajita Mixta ($22 for a shrimp, chicken, steak, peppers, & onions fajita with black beans, rice, & corn tortillas). So I put some of that chorizo queso, & house made salsa in that corn tortilla with the fajitas…STAMP!!

STAMP!! Their Cubana Torta ($15 with ham, breaded chicken, lettuce, tomato, onion, Oaxaca cheese, refried beans, & avocado). This caught me off guard!! A nice cut of chicken, nicely salted ham, & fresh toppings!!

STAMP!! Their Churros ($8 for their caramel churros). Sweet, soft on the inside, & tasty!!
Customer Service: On Point!
Parking: Rough, but they do have pay to park garages.
Recommendations: Get that Birria!!
Accessibility: This spot is wheelchair friendly, & differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

08/25/2026

This Taqueria is one of my favorite Mexican restaurants in the Washington D.C. area!! I had no idea that they were in College Park Maryland!! Nuff said…I pulled up!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 7410 Baltimore Ave., College Park M.D.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Chips & Salsa ($5 tortilla chips with habanero salsa, & verde salsa). Super fresh, with hot, & smooth salsa’s!!

LIKE THAT! Their Queso Fundido ($13 with melted Oaxaca cheese, chorizo, & corn tortillas). Cheesy, of course, with spicy, nicely salted chorizo.

STAMP!! Their Birria Tacos ($16 for 3 beef Birria tacos with cilantro, onion, Oaxaca cheese, & consume). Get these!! Meaty, flavorful, with a rich, beefy consume to dip in!!

STAMP!! Their Tacos ($4.50 each for a salmon taco with avocado, & pico de gallo, a chicken, & chorizo taco with cilantro, & onion on corn tortillas). STAMP that flavorful chicken taco, the meaty chorizo taco was LIKE THAT, & the good salmon taco was DELICIOUS!

STAMP!! Their Drinks ($4.50 for their Horchata, & $4 for their Hibiscus Drink). That horchata was sweet, & milky, the hibiscus was refreshing!!

STAMP!! Their Fajita Mixta ($22 for a shrimp, chicken, steak, peppers, & onions fajita with black beans, rice, & corn tortillas). So I put some of that chorizo queso, & house made salsa in that corn tortilla with the fajitas…STAMP!!

STAMP!! Their Cubana Torta ($15 with ham, breaded chicken, lettuce, tomato, onion, Oaxaca cheese, refried beans, & avocado). This caught me off guard!! A nice cut of chicken, nicely salted ham, & fresh toppings!!

STAMP!! Their Churros ($8 for their caramel churros). Sweet, soft on the inside, & tasty!!
Customer Service: On Point!
Parking: Rough, but they do have pay to park garages.
Recommendations: Get that Birria!!
Accessibility: This spot is wheelchair friendly, & differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

08/25/2026

Spoiler alert this spot has some of the BEST Turkish/Asian food I’ve ever had before. Well, it’s the only Turkish food I’ve ever had, but Good Folks…it HITS!! They have a new restaurant in Arlington Virginia. I pulled up, try something different good people!! Let’s GO!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 320 23rd St., Arlington V.A.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Honeydew Yogurt Drink ($6 thinned out yogurt with honeydew flavor). This HIT!! Creamy, sweet, & not as thick as it looks!!

LIKE THAT! Their Spicy Chicken Salad ($11.95 with spiced chicken, onion, scallion, & pepper with chili sauce). This definitely had some heat with it!! Cooked chicken, cold toppings…tasty!!

LIKE THAT! Their Samsa ($5.95 an oven baked sesame oil drizzled pastry with minced lamb, & beef, black peppers, & red peppers). This one was way better than the one I had last time!! Juicy, simply seasoned, & tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Sigara Boregi ($9.95 crispy rolls with a herby cheese filling, parsley, & dip). Flaky, & crisp, if you had these, & mozzarella sticks, I guarantee you’re choosing these!!

STAMP!! Their Sweet Tea ($8 with refills). Floral, not super sweet, get it hot or cold, perfection!!

STAMP!! Their Shrimp Fried Rice ($22.95 fried rice with tail on shrimp, peppers, & green onions). Some of the BEST shrimp fried rice I’ve had!! There was a sweet’ish sauce on it, & besides the tail being on the shrimp, they were meaty & well cooked!!

STAMP!! Their Kebabs ($6.95 for the chicken kebab, $7.95 for the lamb kebab that are both cumin & house spiced). Fairly spicy, smoky, meaty, & tasty!! A must try!!

STAMP!! Their Red Chili Chicken ($24.95 with diced chicken, chili pepper, scallions, & white rice). I could eat this everyday!! Nicely seasoned with heat, chunks of chicken kebab, & tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Layered Chocolate Cake ($11.95 with whipped cream, & chocolate sauce). Chocolaty, thick, & tasty!!
Customer Service: On Point
Parking: Decent.
Recommendations: Get what I STAMPED!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair friendly, & it’s differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

08/24/2026

Spoiler alert this spot has some of the BEST Turkish/Asian food I’ve ever had before. Well, it’s the only Turkish food I’ve ever had, but Good Folks…it HITS!! They have a new restaurant in Arlington Virginia. I pulled up, try something different good people!! Let’s GO!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 320 23rd St., Arlington V.A.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Honeydew Yogurt Drink ($6 thinned out yogurt with honeydew flavor). This HIT!! Creamy, sweet, & not as thick as it looks!!

LIKE THAT! Their Spicy Chicken Salad ($11.95 with spiced chicken, onion, scallion, & pepper with chili sauce). This definitely had some heat with it!! Cooked chicken, cold toppings…tasty!!

LIKE THAT! Their Samsa ($5.95 an oven baked sesame oil drizzled pastry with minced lamb, & beef, black peppers, & red peppers). This one was way better than the one I had last time!! Juicy, simply seasoned, & tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Sigara Boregi ($9.95 crispy rolls with a herby cheese filling, parsley, & dip). Flaky, & crisp, if you had these, & mozzarella sticks, I guarantee you’re choosing these!!

STAMP!! Their Sweet Tea ($8 with refills). Floral, not super sweet, get it hot or cold, perfection!!

STAMP!! Their Shrimp Fried Rice ($22.95 fried rice with tail on shrimp, peppers, & green onions). Some of the BEST shrimp fried rice I’ve had!! There was a sweet’ish sauce on it, & besides the tail being on the shrimp, they were meaty & well cooked!!

STAMP!! Their Kebabs ($6.95 for the chicken kebab, $7.95 for the lamb kebab that are both cumin & house spiced). Fairly spicy, smoky, meaty, & tasty!! A must try!!

STAMP!! Their Red Chili Chicken ($24.95 with diced chicken, chili pepper, scallions, & white rice). I could eat this everyday!! Nicely seasoned with heat, chunks of chicken kebab, & tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Layered Chocolate Cake ($11.95 with whipped cream, & chocolate sauce). Chocolaty, thick, & tasty!!
Customer Service: On Point
Parking: Decent.
Recommendations: Get what I STAMPED!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair friendly, & it’s differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

08/24/2026

I’ve been super pressed to get to this burger spot in new S.E.!! It’s run by Chef Elias who runs Doro Soul Food, & Melange, so I KNOW it hits (especially with those house made milk buns)!! I got time, I pulled up, LET’S GO!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 600 Howard Rd., suite 100 S.E. Washington D.C. inside of
Items Reviewed:
From DaBo’s Bar Eats Menu
STAMP!! Their Wings ($12.95 for 6 wings with 6 Adobo Dry Rub Wings with Buffalo sauce, 6 Citrus Berbere Honey Glaze & Chive wings with ranch, & 6 Buffalo wings with Bleu cheese). Every last wing…STAMPED!! All were crisp, cooked to perfection, the Berbere were my favorite!!

From DaBo Burger
LIKE THAT! Their Hand Sliced Potato Chips ($5.95 house made with salt n pepper). Crunchy, fresh, nicely salted, & tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Oklahoma Burger ($9.95 a beef patty with American cheese, a pickled green tomato, ketchup, fried onions, & mustard in a house made milk bun). Fluffy sweet, but savory, soft milk bun. A premium burger…STAMPED!!

STAMP!! Their McDowell Burger ($9.95 a beef patty with a sesame seed milk bun, diced onions, pickles, lettuce, & special sauce). High quality, well topped, & tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Royale Burger ($9.95 a beef patty with Colby Jack, iceberg lettuce, tomato, butter l, & chive dijonnaise). Cheesy, meaty, buttery, tasty!!

STAMP!! Their New Shroom Burger ($9.95 with a mushroom deluxe patty, smoked cheddar, iceberg lettuce, tomato, & roasted garlic aioli). Taste just like BEEF!! Try it!!

From
STAMP!! Their Award Winning Pilsner, & Stout ($7.99 each). I had a homie sitting at the bar taste these…he said STAMP!!
Customer Service: On Point!
Parking: Decent! They have garages!!
Recommendations: Get ANY Burger or ANY Wings!!
Accessibility: This spot is wheelchair friendly, & differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

08/23/2026

I’ve been super pressed to get to this burger spot in new S.E.!! It’s run by Chef Elias who runs Doro Soul Food, & Melange, so I KNOW it hits (especially with those house made milk buns)!! I got time, I pulled up, LET’S GO!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 600 Howard Rd., suite 100 S.E. Washington D.C. inside of
Items Reviewed:
From DaBo’s Bar Eats Menu
STAMP!! Their Wings ($12.95 for 6 wings with 6 Adobo Dry Rub Wings with Buffalo sauce, 6 Citrus Berbere Honey Glaze & Chive wings with ranch, & 6 Buffalo wings with Bleu cheese). Every last wing…STAMPED!! All were crisp, cooked to perfection, the Berbere were my favorite!!

From DaBo Burger
LIKE THAT! Their Hand Sliced Potato Chips ($5.95 house made with salt n pepper). Crunchy, fresh, nicely salted, & tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Oklahoma Burger ($9.95 a beef patty with American cheese, a pickled green tomato, ketchup, fried onions, & mustard in a house made milk bun). Fluffy sweet, but savory, soft milk bun. A premium burger…STAMPED!!

STAMP!! Their McDowell Burger ($9.95 a beef patty with a sesame seed milk bun, diced onions, pickles, lettuce, & special sauce). High quality, well topped, & tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Royale Burger ($9.95 a beef patty with Colby Jack, iceberg lettuce, tomato, butter l, & chive dijonnaise). Cheesy, meaty, buttery, tasty!!

STAMP!! Their New Shroom Burger ($9.95 with a mushroom deluxe patty, smoked cheddar, iceberg lettuce, tomato, & roasted garlic aioli). Taste just like BEEF!! Try it!!

From
STAMP!! Their Award Winning Pilsner, & Stout ($7.99 each). I had a homie sitting at the bar taste these…he said STAMP!!
Customer Service: On Point!
Parking: Decent! They have garages!!
Recommendations: Get ANY Burger or ANY Wings!!
Accessibility: This spot is wheelchair friendly, & differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

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