The Grumpy Mustache

The Grumpy Mustache 3140 US-17 BUS Suite A, Murrells Inlet, SC 29576
843-357-9998
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You know what? We're naming a burger after you, Patrick! 🍔Introducing The One & Done Burger™ — ordered exactly once, rev...
05/28/2026

You know what? We're naming a burger after you, Patrick! 🍔

Introducing The One & Done Burger™ — ordered exactly once, reviewed forever.

Comes topped with:
🧂 Extra salt
🧅 A pile of onions
🥒 Pickles (because someone will complain about those too)
💩 A side of "tough" 💩

And of course, it includes a lifetime commitment to never come back. 😆🤣😂

Thank you for the unending amounts of inspiration, Patrick. We couldn't do this without people who visit one time. 💰 😆 🤣

Stay tuned for an overpriced burger that's not very good, y'all. 👀😒😆🤣😂

We'll be serving it alongside our new signature cocktail:

🍹 The Strong Opinion — made with zero facts, one experience, and a finish that lingers online for years.

Reservations are not required, but announcing your departure from the restaurant on the internet is strongly encouraged.

Thoughts and prayers to everyone forced to endure a $65 meal for three people. 🙏🍔

The Wrecking Ball Bowl: Meatballs. Mashed potatoes. Cheese curds. Gravy. Crispy banana peppers.We threw all self-control...
05/25/2026

The Wrecking Ball Bowl:

Meatballs. Mashed potatoes. Cheese curds. Gravy. Crispy banana peppers.

We threw all self-control in a bowl and called it dinner.

Come put my (meat) balls in your mouth. 😆 🤣 😂

Well butter our mustaches and crank the volume... 🎸🥁Tonight, the mustache is trading peace and quiet for live music and ...
05/23/2026

Well butter our mustaches and crank the volume... 🎸🥁

Tonight, the mustache is trading peace and quiet for live music and questionable decisions.

Southern Comfort Myrtle Beach hits the stage at 7PM, and apparently ya’ll convinced us to open the doors for social interaction. 😎

Cold drinks. Loud music. Grumpy bartenders pretending they’re annoyed you came.
The usual. 😒🍻🔥

See ya tonight 😘

After a long, hard day of supervising Grand Strand Water and Sewer Authority from the patio… 😴🍺The Grumpy Mustache has o...
05/21/2026

After a long, hard day of supervising Grand Strand Water and Sewer Authority from the patio… 😴🍺
The Grumpy Mustache has officially entered nap mode. 💤😌

The water’s back.
The chaos is over.
The emotional damage remains. 🤝

Huge thanks to everyone who hung in there with us today while we survived the Great Water Crisis of 2026™️ 💧🛠️

Now if you’ll excuse us, we’re gonna rest our cold little grumpy hearts before doing it all again tomorrow. 🍔🔥🍻

😴🍺

🚨💧 WELL SLAP MY MUSTACHE AND CALL ME HYDRATED… 💧🚨WE’VE GOT RUNNING WATER, YA’LL. 🙌🚿🍻The pipes are flowing, the grill is ...
05/21/2026

🚨💧 WELL SLAP MY MUSTACHE AND CALL ME HYDRATED… 💧🚨

WE’VE GOT RUNNING WATER, YA’LL. 🙌🚿🍻

The pipes are flowing, the grill is firing back up, and we’ll be swinging the doors open shortly because apparently adulthood requires us to work now. 😒🔥

We’ve got some catching up to do from earlier… so if you didn’t have dinner plans — YOU DO NOW. 🍔🍺😏

Come help us recover emotionally from today’s chaos the best way possible:
with cold drinks, hot food, and questionable customer service. 🖤🤣

🍻

🚧 UPDATE FROM THE GRUMPY FRONTLINES 🚧Well… we’re STILL closed. 😒But honestly? Not cooking has put a smile on the grumpie...
05/21/2026

🚧 UPDATE FROM THE GRUMPY FRONTLINES 🚧
Well… we’re STILL closed. 😒

But honestly? Not cooking has put a smile on the grumpiest mustache around. 🍺😏

Currently enjoying the rare and majestic sight of Greg sitting down during business hours while Grand Strand Water and Sewer Authority works to get us back up and running.

We called at 8:39 this morning.
A tech arrived around 10.
A crew finally showed up around noon.

So for now, we wait… aggressively. 🤝
We’re hoping to reopen as soon as water service is restored. Until then, the grills are cold, the fryers are silent, and Greg has temporarily entered “porch beer supervision mode.” 🍺🛠️
We appreciate everyone’s patience while the water situation gets sorted out! 💧

Apparently the water main outside decided to clock out before we did. 🙃💧The entire building temporarily lost water this ...
05/21/2026

Apparently the water main outside decided to clock out before we did. 🙃💧

The entire building temporarily lost water this morning, so we’re delayed getting opened up. GOOD NEWS though — repairs are already underway and we are hoping to open at 4PM today! 🍻

Nothing says “restaurant ownership” quite like starting your morning with construction barrels and utility leaks.

See you miserable little angels at 1. 🌭🔥

05/21/2026

😎 🥁 😎 🥁

05/21/2026

🎶 Generational classics. Local legends. One unforgettable night. 🎶

Join SCMB Live at The Grumpy Mustache this Saturday, May 23 from 7–9pm!

Great food. Even better drinks. Amazing musicians playing the songs you know by heart. 🍻🎸🌴

Bring your people, grab a table, and sing along all night long.

🚨 DELICIOUS FOOD WARNING🚨Meet The Grumpy Joe — because apparently a regular sloppy joe just wasn’t sloppy enough.We took...
05/19/2026

🚨 DELICIOUS FOOD WARNING🚨

Meet The Grumpy Joe — because apparently a regular sloppy joe just wasn’t sloppy enough.

We took seasoned beef, melted cheese, pickles, and piled it high on thick grilled bread… then topped it with crispy onion straws like the beautiful mess it was always meant to be. Served with mashed potatoes and enough gravy to make your cardiologist uncomfortable. 🥔🔥

It’s messy.
It’s excessive.
It’s absolutely not first-date food.
Basically… it’s perfect. 😒🍔

We got em, till we don't!

Address

Murrells Inlet, SC

Opening Hours

Monday 11am - 8pm
Tuesday 11am - 8pm
Wednesday 11am - 8pm
Thursday 11am - 8pm
Friday 11am - 8pm
Saturday 11am - 8pm

Telephone

+18433579998

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