The Grumpy Mustache

06/18/2026

👀📚🍔 WELL WOULD YA LOOK AT THAT...

Some restaurants get health inspections.
Some restaurants get parking tickets.
Some restaurants get complaints because the fries touched the coleslaw.

The Grumpy Mustache got featured in a dang book. 😎

Join us Saturday, June 20th from 7-9 PM as we celebrate the release of The Best of Them by Kelly Capriotti Burton — a book featuring local businesses, stories, and somehow... us. 🤷‍♂️

🎶 Live music by The Salty Lips
📖 Books available for purchase
✍️ Author signing & meet-and-greet
🍔 Special book-inspired food & drink menu
🏖️ Beach-town vibes, questionable management, and good food.

We're not saying we're famous now.....but if you need us, we'll be practicing our autograph. ✍️😏

📚 Leave a book emoji in the comments if you're coming! We'd love to see who we're hanging out with Saturday night.

📚🍻🏖️😎

06/17/2026

06/16/2026

😎🧢 After 3 years, the merch corner is FINALLY complete.

You've been begging. You've been pleading. You've been asking us every single day if we had shirts, hats, tumblers, stickers, and enough Grumpy gear to support your questionable life choices.
Well... we finally listened.

The Grumpy Mustache merch corner is officially stocked and ready. 🍔🔥
✔️ Hats
✔️ Shirts
✔️ Tumblers
✔️ Stickers
✔️ More grumpiness than should legally fit in one corner

Come get yo' GM stuff before someone else buys it and starts looking grumpier than you.

📍 The Grumpy Mustache 😎 Wear the attitude. Eat the food.

06/13/2026

📖😳 The look on your face when you read about yourself IN A PUBLISHED BOOK. 😳📖

Not gonna lie... we had to read it twice.

Once to make sure it was really us.

And a second time because we were suddenly feeling very fancy. 😎🍔

Somewhere between serving burgers, pouring drinks, and maintaining our reputation for mild disappointment, we apparently became literary material. 🤣

A huge thank you to author Kelly Capriotti Burton for including The Grumpy Mustache in The Best of Them. ❤️📚

Want your own copy?

📖 Order online:https://kellyburton.online/books/the-best-of-them-kelly-capriotti-burton/9798999604750

🍔 Or grab a copy of our Grumpy Mustache Edition right here in the restaurant while you're enjoying a burger and a cold one.

We're not saying we're famous...

But we kinda are....

No big deal. 😌✨

📖🍔😎

06/09/2026

📖🍔 YOU KNOW YOU'VE MADE IT AS A RESTAURANT WHEN... YOU HAVE YOUR OWN FRIGGIN' EDITION OF A BOOK. 🍔📖

No, seriously.

Some restaurants get newspaper articles.
Some get Facebook reviews.
Some get complaints about pickle placement.

But The Grumpy Mustache? We ended up in an actual published book... and we have our own special edition. 😎📚

We're honored to be featured in The Best of Them by local author Kelly Capriotti Burton, and we're even more excited to have a Grumpy Mustache Edition available right here in the restaurant! ❤️

If you've ever wanted to support a local author, grab a great beach read, and own a tiny piece of Grumpy Mustache history, now's your chance. ☀️🌊📖

👉 Order your copy online.
👉 OR grab a Grumpy Mustache Edition while you're here enjoying a burger and a cold drink. 🍔🍺

We're not saying we're famous now...

But if Hollywood calls, we're only accepting offers that include unlimited cheese curds, creative control, and a guarantee that the actor playing Grumpy has an excellent mustache. 🎬😏

So next time someone asks what kind of establishment we run, the answer is simple:

🍔 Restaurant.
🍺 Bar.
👕 Merch empire.
📚 Published literary icon.

No big deal. 😌🍻

A huge thank you to Kelly for including us in such a special project. We are incredibly grateful to be a small part of this story and proud to offer our very own edition to our customers.

Now come grab a book, grab some food, and see why we're making people grumpy one page at a time. 😎📖🖤

COMMENT ORDERED ✔️ ✅️ BELOW TO LET US KNOW YOU ORDERED IT!

https://kellyburton.online/books/the-best-of-them-kelly-capriotti-burton/9798999604750

06/08/2026

🚨 NEW GRUMPY GEAR ALERT 🚨

Now you can wear your bad attitude around town. 😎

✔️ Blocks the sun
✔️ Hides your eye rolls
✔️ Lets everyone know exactly what they're getting into

The Grumpy Mustache hats have arrived.
Get yours before all the other grumpy people beat you to it. 🍻🧢😒

Wear the attitude. Save the breath. 😆 🤣

06/03/2026

Suck it, Patrick. 😆 🤣 😂

571 likes, 61 comments. “Discover Myrtle Beach’s highest-rated burger spots ranked by Google reviews, from local hidden gems to legendary beach burger joints loved by locals and tourists alike.”

06/01/2026

🚨😎 Well slap our mustache and call us marketable... 😎🚨

The tumblers are HERE! 🥤🖤
✔️ Keeps drinks cold ❄️
✔️ Keeps drinks hot ☕🔥
✔️ Makes you look at least 17% grumpier 😒🧔

Perfect for coffee, sweet tea, cocktails, water, or carrying around your daily dose of disappointment. 🍺☕😆

Available now at The Grumpy Mustache while supplies last! 🏃💨

🖤🥤😎 Come Grumpy. Leave Hydrated. 😎🥤🖤

05/31/2026

🚨 SNEAK PEEK ALERT 🚨
We've got something EXTRA grumpy brewin' behind the scenes... 😎
Thank you Arcane Apparel!!

That's right. The Grumpy Mustache swag line is finally making its way into the world, whether the world is ready for it or not. 🍔😒

Featuring: ✅ Questionable management ✅ Unmatched grumpiness ✅ Locally-owned attitude ✅ Zero concern for your fashion advice.

This is just the beginning. We've got shirts, hats, and other questionable life choices on the way. 👀
Soon you'll be able to represent your favorite locally-owned establishment that's been surviving purely on caffeine, sarcasm, and spite since day one. 💪😂

Stay tuned, ya'll. The grump is about to become wearable.

😎🍔🔥

05/28/2026

You know what? We're naming a burger after you, Patrick! 🍔

Introducing The One & Done Burger™ — ordered exactly once, reviewed forever.

Comes topped with:
🧂 Extra salt
🧅 A pile of onions
🥒 Pickles (because someone will complain about those too)
💩 A side of "tough" 💩

And of course, it includes a lifetime commitment to never come back. 😆🤣😂

Thank you for the unending amounts of inspiration, Patrick. We couldn't do this without people who visit one time. 💰 😆 🤣

Stay tuned for an overpriced burger that's not very good, y'all. 👀😒😆🤣😂

We'll be serving it alongside our new signature cocktail:

🍹 The Strong Opinion — made with zero facts, one experience, and a finish that lingers online for years.

Reservations are not required, but announcing your departure from the restaurant on the internet is strongly encouraged.

Thoughts and prayers to everyone forced to endure a $65 meal for three people. 🙏🍔