Chef Alexia

05/28/2026

🍔 Celebrate Hamburger Day with Flavors that Steal the Show! Dive into our JUICY Wagyu Beef Burger at N**e Pita, Miami's spot for clean, honest eating. Savor every bite of this 2 oz Wagyu Smashed Beef Burger, topped with cheddar cheese, bacon, and fresh veggies, all on a classic squishy bun. Want more? Spend $35 and save $5 on in-store orders—just use code LOVENUDE! Visit us today at 633 NE 79th Street and treat yourself to a burger experience like no other. **ePita 🍔

05/05/2026

At the Met Gala 2026

😂 thanks ChatGPT you gave me the best outfit!

05/04/2026

Men want only one thing…

It’s not money.
It’s not power.

It’s our marinated chicken platter 🥙🔥

Spinach dill rice.
Fresh salad.
Perfectly toasted pita with olive oil.
Homemade tzatziki.

Say less.

Remember **e 🤤

📍 N**e Pita — Upper East Side
☀️ Open daily 11:30 AM
🌝 Sun–Mon: until 12 AM | Tue–Sat: until 2 AM

05/01/2026

Waiting on the rain like… 🌧️😅

We tried to be serious.
Didn’t work — we kept laughing.

But here’s the truth…
Our regulars?
Rain, storm, doesn’t matter.

When you Eat N**e…
you go all the way. 🥙🔥

Respect. Always. 🤍

Remember **e 🤤

📍 N**e Pita — Upper East Side
☀️ Open daily 11:30 AM
🌝 Sun–Mon: until 12 AM | Tue–Sat: until 2 AM

04/23/2026

Isn’t she sweet? 🥹 .easterly

Protecting my head…
meanwhile I turn around and she’s eating my food. 😂🍔

Real friends keep you safe…
and steal your fries.

Also — real talk:
I just got around to editing this.
Running a business means wearing every hat — creating, serving, managing, showing up.
Some days content waits… but if it matters, you create the time.

If you want to collaborate or come in and create with us, reach out 🤍

Remember **e 🤤

📍 N**e Pita — Upper East Side
☀️ Open daily 11:30 AM
🌝 Sun–Mon: until 12 AM | Tue–Sat: until 2 AM

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03/22/2026

What is said is said..

02/20/2026

That Khaby Lame face like… 🤷🏽‍♂️

…and there you go. 😌

No explanation needed.
The food speaks for itself. 🥙🍔

Remember **e 🤤

📍 N**e Pita — Upper East Side
☀️ Open daily 11:30 AM
🌝 Sun–Mon: until 12 AM | Tue–Sat: until 2 AM

**e **ePita

02/15/2026

02/14/2026

More playtime.
Less small talk. 😌

This Valentine’s…
skip the roses 🌹
and bring her somewhere she can Eat N**e. 🥙🔥

Flirty bites.
Fresh pitas.
Zero awkward gifts.

Trust us — this is the move.

Remember **e 🤤

📍 N**e Pita — Upper East Side
☀️ Open daily 11:30 AM
🌝 Sun–Mon: until 12 AM | Tue–Sat: until 2 AM

**e **ePita