02/26/2026
Dunkin just launched a 48 ounce “coffee bucket.”
A bucket.
With a handle.
And it costs about $8.89 for coffee and about $9.49 for a Refresher.
So for under ten bucks, you can basically carry around a small aquarium of caffeine like it is totally normal behavior in 2026.
We used to buy coffee. Now we buy a personality.
This is not a drink.
This is an emotional support container.
Also, if you show up to work holding a Dunkin bucket, nobody is going to ask how you are doing.
They already know.
