Mid Life Crysis Spices

10/07/2026

Libra season, meet your new kitchen BFF! 💫

Balance your plate and your purpose with our Libra Zodiac Healing Blend. Crafted by veterans, inspired by harmony, and here to spice up your life—all while giving back to vets and animals.

Ready to taste the stars? Drop a 🧂 if you’re a Libra (or just want to feel like one)!

10/07/2026

Libra Healing Blend | Sweet Spice Mix | Veteran-Owned

10/04/2026

Doctor Inspired Spice Blend | No Salt No Sugar Seasoning | Mid Life Crysis Spices👇

Doctor Inspired Spice Blend 🩺🌶️
Created by a nurse and veteran-owned Texas company, our Doctor-Inspired Spice Blend proves you don’t need added salt or sugar to bring serious flavor to the table. This savory, smoky blend combines nutritional yeast, tomato powder, paprika, garlic, onion, and black pepper for a rich umami kick that works on just about everything.
Perfect for:
Veggies 🥦
Chicken 🍗
Burgers 🍔
Eggs 🍳
Potatoes 🥔
Soups & sides 🍲
Crafted for flavor lovers looking for a cleaner seasoning option without sacrificing taste.
✅ No Added Salt✅ No Added Sugar✅ Gluten Free✅ Veteran & Nurse Owned✅ Texas Made
Every bottle also helps support Pets for Vets, because good flavor should do good too. 🇺🇸🐾
Flavor Profile:Savory • Smoky • Bold • Umami-Rich
Net Wt. 8oz (226g)

10/03/2026

Adam's Rib Rub | Texas BBQ Rib & Pork Seasoning👇

Adam's Rib Rub – BBQ Rib Seasoning
Meet the rib rub that brings bold, savory BBQ flavor to every bite. Adam's Rib Rub is made for pork ribs, baby backs, spare ribs, and pulled pork, whether you're firing up the grill, smoker, or oven.
Don't stop at ribs. Shake it on pork chops, chicken, beef, or roasted vegetables whenever your meal needs a serious flavor upgrade.
Perfect for: Ribs • Pork • Chicken • Beef • Smoking • Grilling • BBQ
Created in Texas by Mid Life Crysis Spices Co., a veteran-owned seasoning company that believes getting older may be unavoidable, but eating boring food isn't.
Growing older is mandatory. Going through it bland is optional.™ 🌶️

10/03/2026

Kernal Panic – Gourmet Popcorn Seasoning👇

Kernal Panic – Gourmet Popcorn Seasoning
Popcorn just had a flavor emergency.
Kernal Panic transforms ordinary popcorn into a bold, crave-worthy snack worthy of a standing ovation. Its savory, buttery-style flavor is made for movie nights, game days, parties and those moments when plain popcorn simply isn’t going to cut it.
It may have been created for popcorn, but this versatile seasoning brings emergency-level flavor to all kinds of crunchy snacks and sides.
Flavor Profile
Savory • Buttery-style richness • Bold • Crave-worthy • Mild heat
Perfect For
Fresh popcorn
Kettle corn
French fries
Potato chips
Pretzels
Roasted nuts
Snack mixes
Roasted vegetables
How to Use
Shake generously over warm popcorn with a little melted butter or oil to help the seasoning stick. Toss well and add more until your snack emergency is officially under control.
It can also be sprinkled over hot fries, chips, pretzels, nuts and roasted vegetables.
Why You’ll Love It
Turns plain popcorn into a gourmet snack
Versatile enough for fries, chips and snack mixes
Perfect for movie nights, game days and gifting
Handcrafted in small batches
Made in Texas
Woman- and disabled-veteran-owned business
Purchases help support veterans and animals
Shake. Toss. Crisis averted.
Welcome to the Spice Age.

09/20/2026

Celebrate Space Force! Mac n cheese, baked potatoes, shrimps and more!

Space Force Spice Invaders O.R.B.I.T. Blend – Cheddar Garlic Onion Seasoning | Mid Life Crysis Spices Co. Flavor… from another galaxy. 🌌🔥 Introducing Space.