10/13/2026
🦞 WHAT DOES $25 (plus tax 🙄🤷♀️) GET YOU AT THE ANGRY LOBSTER?! 💸
A whole lot of lobster and absolutely ZERO financial responsibility on our part. 🤣
We apparently missed the business meeting where someone said, “Maybe we should use LESS lobster.”
WE DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT. 💀🦞
Our portions are disrespectful. Our profit margins are crying. Our accountant needs a therapist.
$25. BIG LOBSTER ENERGY. ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED PORTIONS.
📸 LOOK AT THIS NONSENSE.
🦞 THE ANGRY LOBSTER — WE HAVE PORTION CONTROL ISSUES AND WE’RE MAKING THEM YOUR PROBLEM