10/02/2026
Good Friday Afternoon All!
Let’s be frank.
We’re heading into our fourth week of football. Hockey season has started. Our windows have been closed at night—and most of the day—for weeks now. Halloween decorations are beginning to garnish the front yards, and the calendar officially reads October.
There is no longer any denying it.
It is fall.
Fortunately, this week’s menu appears to have accepted that reality more enthusiastically than some of us have.
Our Egg Bites contain sausage, caramelized onion, cheddar and sage. Because while eggs may occasionally tolerate tomatoes, spinach and feta during the warmer months, once October arrives, they clearly want sausage and sage.
Frankly, don’t we all?
The same seasonal logic applies to potatoes.
Warm, creamy, cheesy Potato Gratin should probably be regarded as a cornerstone of a balanced autumn diet—not merely a luxurious side dish. We’re not sure exactly where it belongs on the traditional food pyramid, but we’re confident it occupies very large sections near the top, middle, and bottom.
In line with FDA recommendations, we’ll be serving it as both a standalone side and alongside our Fire-Roasted Pork Loin.
For the pork, we’ll be firing up our massive 275-gallon smoker. The woodpile is fully stocked for our fall-weather smoking escapades. This summer’s storms brought down plenty of trees, and local tree-removal crews were happy to provide us with usable logs.
Yes, we really do use locally downed wood, which we split and age ourselves for the smoker.
Talk about hyperlocal.
This began several years ago when DTE was trimming trees in Chef Brian’s yard. The crew noticed the enormous smoker and accompanying woodpile and offered to cut the tree into usable logs and leave them behind for us.
Yes, please!
Ever since, we’ve relied on locally downed trees to fuel the smoker. There is now a small—but very real—possibility that the wood used to smoke this week’s pork loin came from a tree that once stood in your yard.
We’re also continuing our international orange-chicken exchange program.
Last week’s Orange Chicken took us to Asia—or at least to the American takeout interpretation of Asia. This week’s Chicken Breast à l’Orange takes us to France.
Two interpretations of the same basic idea from two of the world’s greatest cuisines.
Perhaps one of history’s only genuinely acceptable examples of “separate but equal.”
This week’s French-inspired version is a direct riff on classic Duck à l’Orange: pan-roasted chicken breast with fresh orange, brandy and a savory citrus pan sauce, served with toasted-almond rice pilaf and broccoli.
We’ve simply removed the duck and most of the pomp and circumstance. We briefly considered acquiring an enormous brass duck press, but apparently that belongs to an entirely different French duck preparation. The French do not lack for duck-related ceremony.
It is still classical French cooking, however, which means it has already undergone several centuries of rigorous testing. Its deliciousness may therefore be accepted as scientific fact.
“Maurice” Ham Salad should largely speak for itself.
Everyone seemed to love our Ham Salad a few weeks ago. We decided that the only possible improvement would be to give it the full Maurice treatment: sweet pickles, chopped green olives, hard-boiled eggs and Maurice dressing instead of straight mayonnaise.
Short of packing it in 24-karat gold to-go containers, having it served to you by sc****ly clad ladies or spiking it with wonderfully illicit drugs, we’re not sure how it could get any better.
Basically, the entire Wednesday-delivery side of the menu is the culinary equivalent of putting on your most comfortable sweater, sitting in front of a fire and sipping a good glass of red w**e.
Seasonal.
Comforting.
Warming.
Enjoyable.
Chicken Pot Pie Soup. Chicken Parmesan. Mustard and Brown Sugar Glazed Brisket. Corn and Sweet Potato Cakes with cider-braised kale, applesauce and sour cream.
Even the tomato soup has been warmed up with curry spices and basmati rice.
And just when Curried Tomato Soup begins to look like the strange outlier, consider this: many of the warming spices found in curry blends—ginger, cinnamon, cloves, cardamom and nutmeg, depending upon the blend—are the same spices doing the heavy lifting in your Pumpkin Spice Latte.
It seems improbable.
Possibly even wrong.
But the overlap is very real.
For those wishing to continue their overseas adventure, our Italian Antipasto Pasta Salad contains rotini, salami, cheeses, roasted peppers, olives, pepperoncini, herbs and red-w**e vinaigrette.
Here in Grosse Pointe, we realize pepperoncini serve as both a garnish and a warning.
Dessert this week is a Maple-Pecan Blondie.
Maple and pecans are about as conclusively autumnal as two ingredients can be. If they were running for the Senate, they would destroy both the smart Muslim guy and the comfortable-sounding white guy in any fall election.
Maple and Pecan: the rare unity ticket capable of sweeping every county in Michigan.
For anyone unfamiliar with the term “blondie”—outside of the great 1970s and ’80s band featuring the remarkably attractive Debbie Harry—it is essentially a brownie that isn’t brown.
Thus, blondie.
Ours is rich and buttery, made with brown sugar, real maple syrup and plenty of toasted pecans.
Also, if anyone happens to know Debbie Harry and can persuade her to stop by, we would be extremely interested in that as well.
Fall has arrived.
We might as well eat accordingly.
Have a wonderful weekend!
The BAC Team
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