Shed-n-Breakfast

06/23/2026

🚨 JURASSIC BAWK UPDATE 🚨

After months of questionable engineering decisions, pecking, scratching, and complete disregard for safety regulations, we’re proud to announce:

🦖 THE TUNNEL TO SITE B IS OFFICIALLY OPEN! 🦖

The girls can now travel freely between territories, expand their empire, and continue their mission of producing an unreasonable amount of eggs.

🥚 Fresh Farm Eggs Available
💲$4 per dozen
💲$10 for 3 dozen

✔️ Fresh
✔️ Unwashed
✔️ Refrigerated
🚗 Delivery & meet-up available
⭐ Followers get first pick

The tunnel is open. The eggs are flowing. Nature is healing.

06/21/2026

BREAKING NEWS FROM JURASSIC BAWK 🦖🐔

After weeks of construction delays, questionable engineering decisions, and several chickens repeatedly pecking the survey equipment, the tunnel connecting Jurassic Bawk to Site B is officially OPEN.

Traffic is already flowing between facilities, security has been upgraded from “strongly worded suggestions” to “mild supervision,” and reports indicate several tiny dinosaurs have crossed the border without proper documentation.

Scientists remain cautiously optimistic. The chickens remain completely unaware of the significance of this achievement.

We repeat: The tunnel is open. Site B is accessible. The operation expands.

What could possibly go wrong?

🎥 Field footage attached.

06/21/2026

06/17/2026

🌩️🥚 CALM BEFORE THE STORM 🥚🌩️

The forecast says questionable decisions and possible weather… but at least you can be prepared with eggs.

Fresh farm eggs are ready for pickup, delivery, or meet-up before everyone panic-buys bread and milk.

🥚 $4/dozen
🥚 $10/3 dozen

Fresh • Unwashed • Refrigerated

As always, followers get first pick. Once they’re gone, you’ll have to explain to your family why you ignored this post.

Comment, message, or claim yours before the storm rolls in. ⚡🐔

06/15/2026

Good morning, have a great day!

06/14/2026

☀️ The hens are officially in their summer production era.

Egg baskets are filling up faster than the chickens can create drama, so we’re having a Summer Egg-A-Palooza!

🥚 $4 per dozen
🥚🥚🥚 3 dozen for $10

✔ Fresh
✔ Unwashed
✔ Refrigerated

📦 Delivery and meet-up options available.

As always, followers get first pick before we post elsewhere. Send us a message to claim yours before the ladies decide to take a vacation day.

🐔 Shed-n-Breakfast
Licensed Local Egg Retailer

06/12/2026

Good morning 😂

06/06/2026

POV: You wanted a good hatch rate.

Now you’re converting every tote, box, and available square foot of your property into emergency chick housing.

Task failed successfully. 🐣⚠️

06/03/2026