Stoned Goat Food Truck

06/09/2026

I have an open event calendar for July. If you need a private chef, catering or an event for the food truck please let me know. I also off pig roasting. Thank you for all the support. I couldn't do it without.

06/02/2026

Steal These Seeds Cookies N Creme — Twisted Cookies × Crème de la Chem. 🍪

Feminized autoflower, 7-pack. Gassy berry aromatic notes with dense, greasy buds that stack beautifully. Rated 5/5. Missouri-tested and refined over multiple runs by Steal These Seeds.

In stock at Luscious Genetics!
https://www.lusciousgenetics.com/product/steal-these-seeds-cookies-n-creme/

Sold as novelty/souvenir seeds only. Free seeds with every order!

06/02/2026

Colton Harris-Moore grew up in a falling-apart trailer on Camano Island, Washington. His father left when he was a toddler. His mother struggled. There was rarely enough food.

So he started stealing it.

At first it was just survival. He broke into vacation homes while the owners were away and lived inside them for days at a time, eating their food, sleeping in their beds, watching their television. He was 13 years old.

Then he found the flight manuals.

Colton had never been in a cockpit. He had no training, no license, no instruction of any kind. But he had stolen aviation manuals from the homes he broke into and had spent hundreds of hours playing Microsoft Flight Simulator. He decided that was enough.

He was right.

His first stolen plane barely made it off the ground. By the third one he was flying cross-country in the dark. By the time the FBI got serious about catching him, he had stolen 6 aircraft, 19 cars, 11 boats, and broken into over 34 homes across three countries. He always committed his crimes barefoot. He left his footprints at every scene on purpose.

The FBI put a $10,000 bounty on him. He was being hunted by the FBI, Homeland Security, the Canadian Mounties, and the Bahamian Defense Force simultaneously.

He had 80,000 Facebook fans cheering him on.

While on the run in Washington he stopped at a veterinary clinic, slipped $100 through the door with a handwritten note that said "Please use this money for the care of animals." He signed it.

His final act was stealing a Cessna in Indiana and flying it solo across the ocean to the Bahamas. He crash-landed in a mangrove swamp. He kept running. Police eventually cornered him at a marina, shot out his boat engines and and arrested him in the water at 3am.

He was 19 years old.

He was sentenced to six and a half years in federal prison. Fox 2000 Pictures paid $1.3 million for his movie rights. Every dollar went to his victims.

04/21/2026

The universe works in mysterious ways, and has brought me back to the Stoned Goat Food Truck. Jacob Prater, the Coconut Man, and I will be teaming up this festival season vending the finest Wagyu beef and freshest green coconuts to wash it down with.
What festivals would you like to see us at?

03/12/2026

Camp Ozark

01/01/2026

The Stoned Goat Food Truck is for sale. The FB page with 4k fans is also available if someone wants to continue with the current strategy. It has all the potential in the world to make the new buyer a substantial living while being able to have fun too. 40 k for trailer. FB page and the parts to build a commissary kitchen are up for discussion as well.

I'm starting a new culinary adventure that I will absolutely do my best to keep you updated on. To all my friends and fans, it's not over, it's just on hold. Thank you all for the support and help along the way. Couldn't have done it without any of you. Thank you.

10/08/2025

10/04/2025

Stoned Goat Food Truck will be at the Apple Festival in downtown Versailles Sat and Sun. Come try some locally sourced, farm to face food. Taste Excellence!

10/03/2025

09/20/2025

We will be back at it today from 11-9 at the old C-site at the W&W-12 junction. 9/20
Hope to see you there.