09/15/2026
Helens! You have a little over 5 weeks to go. Dust off your wigs, beads, and caftans. New Helens start your prep. Time to look for your spectacular outfit.
Your to-do list:
1. Start getting your friends hyped.
2. Respond to the "event" and let us know you're in!
3. Order the Daddy Taxi to shuttle you home.
4. Start stretching to limber up for all the dancing.
(Practice your pole moves.)
5. Decide which bra you want to wear so you can leave it at
Knucklehead's.
6. Be prepared for the crazy antics we have up our caftan sleeves.
7. Shave your legs. Get bikini ready. Gotcha...you're wearing a
caftan and wig. No need to shave, diet, exercise, or do your hair.
8. Do wear deodorant. We aren't savages.
