05/28/2026
Entry #26: The Scarecrow Showdown and the Ultimate Treat Baiting System 🦾🌾
Both Mom and Dad worked today, and needless to say, my walks were greatly reduced. To make things worse, Dad had physical therapy before work, so he wasn’t able to take me out for my morning walk. Then his bus duty was particularly busy, meaning he couldn’t even swing home to play fetch with me.
Since the professionals were unavailable, I had to initiate my own physical patrol duty of our property.
The Elimination of the Scarecrow Threat
While I was patrolling the garage, I discovered a hidden basket of toys that Mom has apparently been keeping from me. Can you believe there was a BALL just sitting in there?!
While I was admiring the ball in all its glory, two rogue scarecrows snuck up on me and attacked! It was a bitter, brutal fight to the end. The battle even spilled outside through the doggie door. I must say, they put up a good fight, but in the end, I came out on top. Let’s just say we never have to worry about a sneak attack from those scarecrows ever again. The threat has been completely eliminated. You're welcome, citizens.
How to Train Your Humans
Since I’ve been living here for three weeks now, I have finally gotten my parents properly trained. Mom thinks she is smarter than me, but I beg to differ.
See, the trick is simple: as soon as I unload from the truck, I run straight to the garage because it’s time for fetch. If Dad refuses to participate in fetch, Mom will grab the treats and try to bait me to come into the house. When that doesn’t work, she has to walk all the way to the side door, shake the treat bag again, and of course, I'll finally go inside (mostly because I don’t want to be left out there by myself).
Mom thinks she's outsmarting me, but I am one smart cookie—because I get double the treats out of the deal! 🍪
🎪 Planetree is Tonight! 🎪
Don't forget that the Planetree Kids Festival is happening TONIGHT! Come grab some dinner at the playground by McDonald's from 4:00 PM to 7:00 PM. The smells are already amazing!
📢 PR Department Notice
Mom says there will be no diary updates on Friday or Saturday. My official Public Relations specialist has to attend a military class. I will try not to completely destroy the house while she is in training!
See you at the playground!
Over and out,
Keel 🐾