The Dayton Eatery

The Dayton Eatery The Dayton Eatery is Dayton’s premier restaurant. With dedicated staff, delicious food, and modern decor...you’re sure to have a wonderful experience.

04/15/2026

The ghouls are back again. We're addressing it.

04/14/2026

Our computer was hacked to auto change chicken noodle soup to something vulgar. The problem is fixed. We've notified Peesident Teump and he will be giving you a tarrif. Hope it was worth it.

We apologize for yesterday’s posts. Today’s special is oysters.
04/14/2026

We apologize for yesterday’s posts. Today’s special is oysters.

04/13/2026

Our earlier post had an unfortunate typo. It was supposed to say todays special is p***y.

04/13/2026

Todays special:

P***y

We have lost a lot of customers to the Arby’s next door, especially since they began their “steak” nugget promotion. We ...
12/11/2025

We have lost a lot of customers to the Arby’s next door, especially since they began their “steak” nugget promotion. We can’t prove it yet, but a concerning number of raccoons have disappeared from our parking lot, and we are increasingly of the opinion that the “steak” you are ordering isn’t steak.

If you are a raccoon expert please reach out to us.

Please call 1-800-BANDITS (1-800-226-3487)

09/19/2025

We’re out of salt.

10/13/2024

Someone messed with our gate. Who was it?

10/02/2024

Due to an unforeseen crisis of self, we will be closing early today.

It is with great sadness we announce the untimely death of our kitchen manager Muhammad. The details of his death are un...
10/01/2024

It is with great sadness we announce the untimely death of our kitchen manager Muhammad. The details of his death are unclear but we’ll be posting a fundraiser to Profit Muhammad later in the week.

09/30/2024

Google headache

Address

Dayton, OH

Website

Alerts

Be the first to know and let us send you an email when The Dayton Eatery posts news and promotions. Your email address will not be used for any other purpose, and you can unsubscribe at any time.

Shortcuts

Share

Category