Kitchen Alibi

09/10/2026

📣 A quick Kitchen Alibi update!

We’ll be closed and not accepting orders Sunday, September 13 through Sunday, September 20 while we take care of previously scheduled catering commitments.

We’ll be back to our regularly scheduled cooking chaos after that 🍽️🔥

Thank you so much for understanding and for keeping us busy enough to have weeks like this. We appreciate y’all more than you know. ❤️

Kitchen Alibi
We cook. You take the credit.

09/10/2026

POV: you opened your fridge and it actually had a plan.

Smothered pork chops with bacon-onion gravy, creamy mashed potatoes, and roasted carrots.

No sad sandwich. No cereal for dinner. No standing in the kitchen at 6:47 wondering where your life went sideways.

Just heat it up and take the win. 😌

Kitchen Alibi
We cook. You take the credit.

09/07/2026

09/07/2026

Chef Kayla’s ADHD took over the specials this week and nobody had the authority to stop it.

So dinner somehow ended up in Morocco, Cuba, Thailand, Greece, Mexico, Hawaii, Louisiana and Italy. We’re calling it “variety.” 😂

This week’s Chef’s Specials:

🍑 Moroccan Apricot Chicken
🍋 Cuban Mojo Pork
🥜 Thai Peanut Chicken Bowl
🇬🇷 Greek Lemon Chicken
🦀 Cajun Crab-Stuffed Salmon
🌶️ Birria-Style Beef Enchiladas
🍄 Caramelized Onion & Mushroom Gnocchi
🍍 Hawaiian Teriyaki Chicken

Individual portions are $14 each.
And now, because apparently we enjoy making dinner dangerously easy, Chef’s Specials are also available family-size for $50 and feed 4–6 people.

Yes. Fifty bucks. Four to six people. Dinner handled.

And if meal prep is more your thing, our Weekly Meal Plan saves you $10 every time you order 5 or more meals. No subscription fee, no automatic charge, and no meals showing up uninvited while you’re out of town.

Weekly Meal Plan pricing:

🥗 5 meals • $60
💼 7 meals • $82
❤️ 10 meals • $115
👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 14 meals • $154
🏡 20 meals • $210

Just place at least two qualifying orders per month to keep member pricing active.

So basically:
individual dinner ✔️
family dinner ✔️
meal prep for the week ✔️
cooking it yourself because you “should” ❌

📍 Scratch-made in Haslet
🚗 Delivered throughout our growing North DFW delivery area
🌐 kitchenalibi.com

Kitchen Alibi
We cook. You take the credit.

09/05/2026

This is a very true story, and my wife happens to be the one and only, Chef Kayla. She’s been cooking for me for years, and I’m so glad so many of you have been able experience the deliciousness. If you haven’t pulled the trigger yet, don’t wait! Everything tastes better when Kayla makes it!

09/04/2026

We made a pork chop.
Put bacon-onion gravy on it.
Put it over rice.
Added roasted carrots because apparently vegetables are important.

Anyway. Dinner exists. You’re welcome.

09/03/2026

Respectfully… your sad little drive-thru dinner could never. 😏

Bourbon BBQ Meatloaf, loaded mashed potatoes, and roasted bacon green beans. Made from scratch, packed up hot, and looking entirely too good for a random Thursday.

No frozen dinner energy.
No “I guess we’ll just order pizza again.”
No $24 entrée that somehow still leaves you hungry.

Just real food, cooked by a real chef, delivered to your door.

And yes, this is ONE of our $14 Chef’s Specials. 👀 ($50 for family size)

We’re not saying you need Kitchen Alibi in your life.

The meatloaf is saying it for us. 🥃🔥

We cook. You take the credit.

Kitchenalibi.com

09/03/2026

You could cook dinner tonight.

You could figure out what everybody wants.
Go to the store.
Chop things.
Cook things.
Wash 14 dishes you somehow used to make one meal.

Or…

You could open your phone, order dinner from us, and spend the rest of the day acting like you have your life suspiciously under control. 😎

Pasta. Tacos. Chef’s Specials. Actual homemade food that somebody else cooked for you.

Dinner is handled.

Now go do literally anything else. 😂

🍴

Kitchen Alibi offers scratch-made catering, meal prep and family meals in Haslet, TX, serving Fort Worth and surrounding communities. Dinner is handled.

09/01/2026

🚨 THE ALIBI HAS BEEN UPDATED. 🚨

This week’s Chef’s Specials have officially entered the chat, and Chef Kayla apparently woke up and chose sauces.

🧈 Cowboy Butter Chicken
🥓 Smothered Pork Chop with Bacon-Onion Gravy
🍊 Sticky Orange Beef Bowl
🧀 Chicken Cordon Bleu
🌶️ Cajun Chicken & Sausage Dirty Rice Bowl
🧄 Garlic Parmesan Pork Tenderloin
🍅 Chicken Parmesan Meatballs
🥩 Philly Cheesesteak Bowl

All eight are $14 complete meals, with the entrée + sides already handled.

And for our friends a little farther north…

🚨📍 WE’RE NOW DELIVERING TO PROSPER + MORE OF NORTH DFW! 📍🚨

Yep. We realized some of y’all had been visiting the site, looking around, getting hungry… and then discovering we didn’t deliver to you.

That was awkward. 😬

WE FIXED IT.

So if you’ve been lurking from Prosper, consider this your official invitation back. 😂

Stock the fridge. Skip the cooking. Take all the credit.

We cook. You take the credit.

Order online: kitchenalibi.com