Off The Rails

09/29/2026

09/18/2026

🔥 Saturday the 26th is going to be a great night at Off The Rails! 🔥

We've upgraded the bar, stocked up for your favorite cocktails, and lined up live music to keep the party going all night long. Whether you're looking to unwind or dance the night away, we've got you covered.

🎵 Live Music 🍹 Delicious Mixed Drinks ✨ New & Improved Bar

Bring your friends and make it a night to remember!

09/09/2026

🍗🍺 Wing Wednesday is your reward for making it this far.

Monday was rude. Tuesday wasn't much better. But Wednesday?

Wednesday comes with wings and ice-cold b**r.

Come celebrate being closer to Friday than Monday with a basket of wings and a frosty pint. You've earned it.

📍 Off The Rails

09/08/2026

🎂🎉 Join us in wishing a very Happy Birthday to one of the best behind the bar at Off The Rails!

Your hard work, positive energy, and friendly smile make every visit a little better. Thank you for creating such a great experience for everyone who walks through the door.

We hope your birthday is as incredible as you are. Cheers to another trip around the sun! 🍻🥳

Happy birthday Rebecca!!

09/08/2026

# # # 🌮🦸‍♂️🍹 SUPER TACO TUESDAY 🍹🦸‍♀️🌮

**Attention, citizens!**

When hunger threatens the city and boring Tuesdays strike without warning...

**Only one team can save the day.**

🌮 **Captain Taco**
🍹 **The Amazing Margarita**
💥 **The Flavor League**

Together, they're fighting the forces of bland meals and empty glasses one delicious bite at a time!

Will you answer the call?

✅ Powerful tacos packed with flavor
✅ Ice-cold margaritas with super strength
✅ A Tuesday night adventure worthy of legends

Grab your cape, assemble your squad, and join us for the ultimate showdown between hunger and happiness.

**Spoiler Alert:** The heroes win. Every. Single. Time. 🌮🍹⚡

🦸‍♂️🌮🍹💥

08/03/2026

🔥🚨 WEEKLY SPECIALS SO GOOD YOUR LEFTOVERS WILL FILE A MISSING PERSONS REPORT 🚨🔥

😒 MONDAY Creamy Ranch Chicken Served with mashed potatoes, green beans & a fresh salad.

Because Monday has already tested your patience. Let dinner apologize for it.

🌮 TUESDAY • TACO TUESDAY Pick your favorite: ✨ Soft Taco ✨ Hard Taco ✨ Chicken or Beef ✨ Taco Salad ✨ Chicken Quesadilla

The only wrong choice is staying home and eating cereal.

🍗 WEDNESDAY • WING WEDNESDAY Bone-In or Boneless
🔥 Buffalo 🍯 Teriyaki 🍖 BBQ 🥵 Sweet Chili 🧄 Garlic Parmesan

Come hungry. Leave looking like you lost a fight with a napkin.

🥓 THURSDAY Creamy Bacon Pork Chops Served with a baked potato, green beans & a fresh salad.

These pork chops have more flavor than most people's personalities.

🥩 FRIDAY NIGHT • STEAK NIGHT Choose a Sirloin or Ribeye Served with your choice of potato, green beans, a roll & a salad.

Your weekend starts the second that steak hits the table.

🦞 SATURDAY NIGHT CRAWFISH BOIL
Get messy. Get buttery. Get another tray.

If you're worried about looking cute while eating crawfish, this ain't your night.

💅 WEEKLY REMINDER: Calories don't count when somebody else cooks. That's just science.

👉 Come hungry. 👉 Bring friends. 👉 Wear stretchy pants. 👉 If we see you more than once this week, we'll assume you have good taste. 😘🍽️

🔥🌮🍗🥩🦞🍻

07/15/2026

📢 Vacation Notice from Off The Rails 🚂

Hello, friends!

Off The Rails will be taking a short summer vacation and will be closed Saturday, July 26th through Sunday, August 2nd.

We look forward to welcoming you back when we resume normal business hours on Monday, August 3rd.

Thank you for your continued support and understanding. We hope you have a wonderful week, and we can't wait to see you when we return!

❤️ Off The Rails Team

🚂🍔☀️

Send a message to learn more

07/15/2026

🏡 Meet Lane Branch Realtors!

At Lane Branch Realtors, we're passionate about helping families put down roots across Southwest Missouri and beyond. While our office is located at 3125 Lane Branch Road in Crane, Missouri, we proudly buy and sell real estate throughout the state.

Established in 2016, Lane Branch Realtors was built on a simple belief: real estate should feel welcoming, not intimidating. After selling Tiger Tots Daycare, founder Marti was looking for a career that would continue allowing her to serve people while keeping family at the center of her life. Real estate turned out to be the perfect fit.

Our name comes from Lane Branch Road, the place we call home and where we've planted our own roots. That sense of home, community, and belonging is at the heart of everything we do.

What We Do

Whether you're:
✅ Buying your first home
✅ Selling your forever home
✅ Looking for investment property
✅ Using any type of loan program

We're here to help. We proudly serve buyers and sellers of all kinds, with a special place in our hearts for first-time homebuyers.

What Makes Us Different?

We describe our brand in three words:
Down-to-earth. Honest. Welcoming.

We're not the stuffy suit-and-tie type. We believe every client matters and no transaction is too small. One thing we hear again and again is how responsive we are. Real estate doesn't stick to a 9-to-5 schedule, and neither do we. We work hard to be available when our clients need us most.

No pressure. No pretense. Just real guidance from people who genuinely care.

Get in Touch
📱 Marti: 417-300-0288
📱 Anthony: 727-859-8358

Helping families put down roots in Southwest Missouri 🌿
Family-owned & operated with 10+ years of experience. Whether you’re buying, selling, or somewhere in between—we’re here to guide you home.
https://www.lanebranchrealtors.com