Crime & Crypt Tea Co.

Crime & Crypt Tea Co. ☕ Steeped in mystery, brewed with legend. 🔮
Welcome to Crime & Crypt Tea Co., where every cup tells a story.

Inspired by true crime, haunted places, folklore, and cryptid lore, our handcrafted teas are more than just a drink—they’re an experience.

We’ve been a little… dead to the world lately 💀Between the accident and life hitting harder than a midnight haunt, Crime...
03/18/2026

We’ve been a little… dead to the world lately 💀
Between the accident and life hitting harder than a midnight haunt, Crime & Crypt Tea Co. has been quieter than a graveyard at dawn. But we’re finally clawing our way back—and we didn’t come empty-handed.
Introducing Dead Sleep 🌙
Our Nightfall Raspberry Brew for minds that refuse to haunt the night.
We tested this one ourselves… and y’all—this tea knocked us plum out. Lights out. No tossing, no turning, no 3AM overthinking your entire existence. Just deep, peaceful, coffin-level sleep.
If you’ve been:
🕯 staring at the ceiling
🕯 overthinking every life decision since 2007
🕯 or simply refusing to rest like the living
…it might be time to sip something a little more… final.
✨ Rest like the dead.
✨ Wake like you’ve been resurrected.
Available now at crimeandcryptteas.com later today!
⚠️ Drink responsibly. Do not operate heavy machinery. Or haunted houses.

🖤 Welcome to the Crime & Crypt Café — where breakfast and lunch meet the beyond. ☕💀Mom and kiddo came in for a quick bit...
06/21/2025

🖤 Welcome to the Crime & Crypt Café — where breakfast and lunch meet the beyond. ☕💀
Mom and kiddo came in for a quick bite... and left with haunted hearts (and full bellies).

👻 Featuring our signature Ghost Toast Sandwiches and Sweet Mourning Iced Tea, this spooky snack is just one of many coming soon to our eerie eatery.
Think haunted café meets Southern charm, with every bite brewed in lore.

🕯️ Would you stop by for a ghost-branded breakfast sandwich and iced tea?

👇 Tell us what you’d love to see on the Crime & Crypt Café menu!

🌙✨ Meet the newest maker in the crypt...Introducing Skylar the Spellbound, our very own Crypt’s Apprentice!She’s 10, mag...
06/06/2025

🌙✨ Meet the newest maker in the crypt...
Introducing Skylar the Spellbound, our very own Crypt’s Apprentice!

She’s 10, magical, and officially crafting her own line of handmade bead bracelets — each one spooky, sparkly, and created with love (and a little ghostly giggle).

From pastel lollipops to ghost charms and carnival vibes, Skylar chooses each bead herself and makes sure no two bracelets are ever the same. 💜

Whether you’re a witchlet, ghoul mom, or crypt kid, there’s a bracelet waiting just for you.
✨ Available now in our shop under “The Crypt’s Apprentice” ✨

Let’s show this young cryptkeeper some love. 💬 Leave her a note or drop a 🕯️ to say congrats on her spooky small biz debut!

🛍️ Link https://crimeandcryptteaco.etsy.com

✨ Step inside my dream…This is what I see when I close my eyes and picture the future of Crime & Crypt Tea Co. 🕯️ A goth...
06/05/2025

✨ Step inside my dream…
This is what I see when I close my eyes and picture the future of Crime & Crypt Tea Co. 🕯️ A gothic-apothecary café full of mystery, velvet couches, enchanted corners, a hidden tarot room, a bakery glowing with herbal magic, and a spellbound retail space.

Would you visit this haunted little hideaway if it became real?

This is more than a dream — it's a goal. And you’re part of it.
Your support, shares, and sips are helping bring this haunted teahouse into existence one cup at a time.

🧁 Tell me what you'd order first: A spell-laced cupcake? A Ghost Lemonade tea? A tarot reading behind the mystery bookshelf?

☀️ Sun-kissed by day. Chilled to the bone by night. 🕶️Meet the Sun-Kissed Duo from — a two-step ritual for witches who ...
06/04/2025

☀️ Sun-kissed by day. Chilled to the bone by night. 🕶️

Meet the Sun-Kissed Duo from — a two-step ritual for witches who tan like sinners and cool off like spirits. 🔥💀

🧪 Bronzed & Buried:
Tea-infused tanning potion for a wicked glow — with black tea, calendula, and a legend buried deep in Deadman’s Bay.

🧊 Dead Calm:
After-sun herbal lotion with aloe, chamomile, and peppermint to soothe that sun-drunk skin.

✨ Your Ritual:
→ Bronze before the burn
→ Soothe after the scorch
→ Glow like a cursed mermaid who knows what she’s doing

🔗 visit crimeandcryptteas.com or https://crimeandcryptteaco.etsy.com to grab the bundle before it vanishes into the summer haze...

✨ Introducing something truly magical for moms & mini witches… ✨🕊️ The Mommy & Me Morning Self-Love Ritual Kit is finall...
06/03/2025

✨ Introducing something truly magical for moms & mini witches… ✨

🕊️ The Mommy & Me Morning Self-Love Ritual Kit is finally here!

This enchanted duo set by The Enchanted Vanity is crafted for the soft mornings, the shared smiles, and the quiet moments when self-love becomes a legacy. 💖

Inside each kit: 🌿 For Mom:
💧 Glow Wash (herbal cleanser)
🔮 Potion No. 13: Glow Oil
🌙 Potion No. 7: Pre-Mortem Prep
🍵 Mystic Moon Tea for grounding ritual

🌸 For Kiddo:
🌼 Potion No. 1: Dew Drop Cleanser
🌸 Potion No. 2: Moon Milk Moisturizer
🍯 Mini Moon Tea (caffeine-free + magical)
💌 Affirmation Card: “I am magical. I am loved. I am strong.”

Whether you’re beginning a skincare journey with your little one or gifting a witchy ritual of love, this kit is spellbound self-care at its finest. 🧴🫖💫

🛍️ Available now on Etsy | Link in bio
💌 Message us to add extra kiddo sets for multiple moonbeams!





Lavinia’s Last Guest – A Tea with a Ghostly PastThey say Lavinia Fisher was the first female serial killer in America…Bu...
06/03/2025

Lavinia’s Last Guest – A Tea with a Ghostly Past
They say Lavinia Fisher was the first female serial killer in America…
But history and hauntings don’t always agree.

In 1820, Lavinia ran an inn just outside Charleston. Guests checked in—and were never seen again. Some whispered of poisoned tea. Others of trapdoors beneath rocking chairs. But no matter what truly happened…
her final words on the gallows still echo today:

🗣️ “If any of you have a message for the devil, tell me now—I shall be seeing him shortly.”

Our tea, Lavinia’s Last Guest, was never meant to harm—but to heal.
Crafted as a gut-soothing herbal blend, it’s a gentle nod to the tea she might’ve needed herself:

🌿 Peppermint – for digestion
🌼 Chamomile & Lemon Balm – to calm nerves
🌱 Fennel, Ginger & Marshmallow Root – to soothe, coat, and comfort
🍬 Licorice Root – to harmonize it all

It’s a haunted herbal hug for your belly, your nerves, and your soul.

🕯️ Brew a cup. Light a candle.
Let Lavinia’s legend linger… and finally give your gut a little peace.

🫖 Available now https://www.etsy.com/listing/1883399550/lavinias-last-guest-gut-soothing-herbal
📸 Tag us in your ritual: Instagram or TikTok .crypt.teas or right here on our page!

☀️🖤✨ HOT WITCH SUMMER has officially begun…We’re not sweating—we’re simmering in sun-charged spells, iced tea enchantmen...
06/03/2025

☀️🖤✨ HOT WITCH SUMMER has officially begun…

We’re not sweating—we’re simmering in sun-charged spells, iced tea enchantments, and a cauldron full of summer chaos.
Whether you're beach-side with a brew, storm-watching with a spell jar, or hexing your ex with a lime wedge and a smirk—this season is YOURS.

💀 Sip like a siren.
🕯️ Spell like a legend.
🌊 Stay hydrated. Stay haunted.

Your ritual deserves something a little... paranormal.
Explore the haunted flavors of summer at Crime & Crypt Tea Co. 🫖
👉 crimeandcryptteas.com
https://www.etsy.com/shop/CrimeandCryptTeaCo

💀✨ NEW DROP FROM THE CRYPT! ✨💀Our Mini Potion Skull Fizz cubes are here to haunt your happy hour (or your hydration). Dr...
06/02/2025

💀✨ NEW DROP FROM THE CRYPT! ✨💀
Our Mini Potion Skull Fizz cubes are here to haunt your happy hour (or your hydration). Drop one in your favorite drink—cocktail or mocktail—and watch it fizz like a spell in action.

🩸 6 Sinisterly Delicious Flavors:
🔮 Bloody Ritual (Blood Orange & Hibiscus)
🧂 Witch’s Saline Shot (Lime & Black Salt)
🌸 Graveyard Gossamer (Lavender Vanilla)
🍍 Possession Punch (Pineapple Sage)
🌹 Love Hex Elixir (Rose & Raspberry)
🫐 Chilled to the Bone (Blueberry Mint)

🎁 You might get one of our mystery skulls:
🌟 Stars & Spells or 👻 Spectral Lemon Drop
(We won’t tell which… until the fizz reveals your fate.)

💬 Tell us: Which flavor are you dropping first?

🛒 Available now in samplers or single-flavor jars.
Link in bio 👻

🔥🕵️‍♂️ The Cryptfather Grill Kit has arrived.For the dad who grills like a legend… and disappears like a suspect.Whether...
05/29/2025

🔥🕵️‍♂️ The Cryptfather Grill Kit has arrived.
For the dad who grills like a legend… and disappears like a suspect.

Whether he's summoning smoke from the pit or dropping alibis hotter than ghost pepper rub, this Father's Day gift is stacked with crime-worthy flavor and a paranormal punch.

👻 Includes: 🧂 Deadman’s Dust – Smoky Bourbon Salt
🧂 Rougarou Rub – Cajun heat with cryptid bite
🧂 Murder, Meat, Alibi – The burger rub that clears your name
🧂 Tomb Taco – Classic taco mix with graveyard depth
🍗 Beer Can Chicken Rub – Our best-kept grilling secret
🕯 Crypt Command Aura Spray – Leather • Cedar • Bourbon • Orange • Clove
🖤 Plus: A spooky card just for him

🎁 Tag someone who deserves this in their crypt!
🛒 Link in bio to grab yours before it vanishes…

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💣 Battlefield Bruise: Ghosts of Independence 💀🎆Celebrate the 4th of July with a bang... and a ghost. 👻💥Our limited-editi...
05/29/2025

💣 Battlefield Bruise: Ghosts of Independence 💀🎆

Celebrate the 4th of July with a bang... and a ghost. 👻💥
Our limited-edition tea bomb 6-pack blends Revolutionary War hauntings with fireworks, fizz, and flavor. These aren’t your grandma’s tea bags—each bomb tells the story of a haunted battlefield from America’s fight for freedom.

✨ Red, white & blue sprinkles
🫖 Hidden herbs + shimmer
📜 Ghost stories in every sip
💀 All-natural, spooky, and unforgettable.

🎇 Whether you’re throwing a witchy July 4th party or sipping solo by candlelight, this set is dying to be part of your celebration.
🕯️ Small batch. Limited quantity. Grab yours before they vanish.

📦 Ships in a themed gift box with haunting inserts!
🛒 https://crimeandcryptteaco.etsy.com

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