04/20/2026
Headline: EVIDENCE YOU CAN ACTUALLY SQUATCH. 👣🔥
Stop chasing shadows and start chasing flavor. Most people spend their lives looking for proof that Bigfoot exists—we’re giving you proof that he knows how to slow-smoke a pork shoulder until it practically melts off the bone.
Our Baby Back Ribs are so tender they’re basically an urban legend, and our Smoked Pork Shoulder is the only thing more elusive than a clear photo of the Big Guy himself.
Don't be the person left wandering the woods hungry. Get your paws on the goods:
* THE DEADLINE: Lock in your rations by Wednesday evening.
* THE DROP-OFF: Swing by the truck this Friday or Saturday to claim your stash.
Pre-order now before this deal vanishes back into the mist! 🌲🍖
Ready to reserve your rack, or do you need to see the full "Sighting" menu first?
HOW TO CLAIM YOUR STASH:
THE DEADLINE: Lock in your rations by Wednesday evening.
THE DROP-OFF: Swing by the truck this Friday or Saturday.
THE INTEL: To order, slide into our DMs on Messenger or use the contact info right here on our page.
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