Puck Yea Cake Pucks

06/12/2026

At last…

The week has nearly fallen.

Monday tried to break your spirit. Tuesday brought unnecessary meetings. Wednesday was suspiciously long. Thursday tested everyone’s patience.

But now?

Friday is here.

And while others celebrate with productivity and responsible choices, I shall be lurking in the shadows with a box of gluten-free cake pucks, plotting absolutely nothing except which flavor to eat next.

The fools think self-control will save them.

They are mistaken.

The chocolate shell cracks. The cake is soft. The weekend approaches.

Resistance is futile.

Join me, and together we shall spend the next 48 hours making questionable snack decisions and calling it self-care.

This weeks flavor drop at Sundaez Ice Cream Bar: GF funfetti with dot sprinkles

At The Apiary I will be making a special drop as well tonight so there will be a special flavor for the Alumni Parade: GF chocolate “ gold” with dark raspberry chocolate coated, GF funfetti with dot sprinkles, and GF red Velvet.

06/11/2026

Thursday is that weird little bridge between “I’ve got this” and “I’m running purely on snacks and determination.”

Fortunately, Puck Yea exists for exactly this kind of emergency.

Need a pick-me-up? We’ve got you.
Need a reward for surviving most of the week? We’ve got you.
Need something sweet because Thursday has been Thursday-ing a little too hard? You already know the answer.

Don’t wait until the weekend to treat yourself. Life is unpredictable. Cake pucks are reliable.

Stop by, grab your favorites, and give your Thursday the upgrade it deserves.

Flavors at The Apiary: GF red velvet, GF funfetti topped with dots

Flavors till Friday at Sundaez Ice Cream Bar: GF pistachio, GF maple crème.

🍫🧁✨

06/10/2026

It’s Wednesday.

Not quite the beginning of the week. Not quite the end.

Just that weird middle ground where you’ve already answered “what’s for dinner?” 47 times, forgotten why you walked into a room, and seriously considered eating frosting straight from the container.

We see you.

That’s why Puck Yea is here—ready to rescue your Wednesday with sweet little bites of happiness. No forks, no plates, no life decisions required. Just delicious cake pucks doing what they do best: making everything slightly less chaotic.

So go ahead. Be the reason your coworkers are suddenly hanging around your desk. Be the hero your snack drawer deserves.

Wednesday may be running on fumes, but we’re running on cake.

Flavors at The Apiary: GF funfetti, GF red velvet, GF pistachio

Flavors at Sundaez Ice Cream Bar: GF pistachio, GF maple crème

06/09/2026

Ah yes… Tuesday.
The most pointless obstacle between me and the weekend.

You think I fear deadlines? Responsibilities? “Moderation”?

FOOLS.

While the world runs on stress and unread emails, I have built my empire on cake pucks, caffeine, and pure chaotic determination.

They told me,
“You can’t just eat sweets for emotional support.”

And yet here I stand.
Thriving. Frosted. Unstoppable.

So go ahead.
Pack your sad little lunch. Pretend your protein bar brings you joy.

Meanwhile, I shall be in my kitchen fortress, dramatically consuming cake pucks like a tiny dessert warlord while ignoring every problem until at least Wednesday.

Flavors at The Apiary this week: GF funfetti, GF red velvet

06/08/2026

Come see me next weekend!!!!

9-2 come and have a great time with us!

06/08/2026

Monday has entered the chat with all the grace of a raccoon falling through a ceiling tile.

The to-do list is long.
The motivation is low.
And yet… the pucks remain committed to their mission:
being tiny circles of joy in a world full of “per my last email.”

Honestly, at this point, self-care is just:
✔ making it to lunchtime
✔ not throwing your phone across the room
✔ eating a cake puck before you become the villain in your own story

So if your Monday feels suspiciously personal, this is your reminder that you deserve a little treat for enduring modern life.
The pucks understand. The pucks do not judge.

06/07/2026

It’s Sunday.
The laundry is judging you.
The group chat is quiet.
The to-do list is aggressively pretending tomorrow doesn’t exist.

But sitting in your kitchen?
A sweet little cake puck ready to solve at least 73% of your problems temporarily.

Honestly, Sunday was invented for slow mornings, emotional support snacks, and standing in front of the fridge wondering what your life plan is while holding dessert. And we support that journey.

So go ahead.
Ignore the dishes.
Romanticize the chaos.
Eat the puck.

Future You can deal with Monday.

Flavors at Sundaez Ice Cream Bar: GF maple crème, GF pistachio

06/06/2026

People ask me why I make cake pucks like this.
As if this level of chocolate-coated chaos happens by accident.

You think I spent hours making soft cake centers and dipping them in thick chocolate because I believe in moderation? Absolutely not. These were designed to destroy self-control.

I already know how this goes.
You’ll say, ‘I’m just getting one.’
Then suddenly you’re sitting in your car eating a second puck in silence while guarding the box like a raccoon protecting treasure.

So go ahead.
Ignore your better judgment.
Become the villain your diet warned you about.

The cake pucks are ready… and they will not survive the day.

Flavors at The Apiary: GF pistachio

Flavors at Sundaez Ice Cream Bar: GF maple crème, GF pistachio

06/05/2026

Entering the weekend like a raccoon with a credit card and access to pucks.

Flavors at The Apiary: GF pistachio

Flavors at Sundaez will be: GF maple crème, GF pistachio

06/04/2026

Thursday’s agenda:

* survive
* drink water
* answer emails
* eat pucks like a feral little goblin with no self control

Pretty ambitious if you ask me.

Flavors at The Apiary: GF pistachio

Flavors at Sundaez Ice Cream Bar: GF Orange