10/15/2026
🚨 WE HAVE A PROBLEM AT JACK’S. 💀🎃
We turned Jack’s into a Haunted Forest. We thought we were putting up Halloween decorations.
Apparently, we were hiring a bunch of delinquents. 🙄😂
💀 HALIFAX, our 7-foot Grim Reaper, has taken over the host stand. He keeps telling customers their table will be ready, when their time comes. Management has spoken to him twice. He just stands there. Menacingly.
🦴 THE SKELETONS are absolutely worthless employees. They sit around all day, refuse to lift a finger, and every time we ask them to do something, they claim they’re dead tired.
🎃 THE PUMPKIN PUNISHER has appointed himself head of security. He’s been lurking around the restaurant, staring at customers, and taking his job WAY too seriously. Nobody actually hired him.
🔪 CHUCKY keeps asking if we’re hiring in the kitchen. We told him we already have enough people who know how to use a knife.
👧 ANNABELLE is the quiet one. Hasn’t said a word. Hasn’t caused a scene.
Which would be reassuring if she would STOP SHOWING UP IN DIFFERENT PLACES. 😳
And the worst part?
We’re pretty sure they’re all working together.
At this point, we’re not sure whether to call HR, an exterminator, or a priest.
Thirty years in business, and THIS is the staff we’re dealing with. 😂
So tell us, which one do you think is the ringleader of this circus? 👇
👻 You Don’t Know Jack,
After Dark.
