2 Salty Sarges

06/16/2026

Send it!

06/09/2026

Yeah buddy...Puttin' some miles in this short week! We can't wait to put our meat in your mouths!

Bearded Brewer Artisan Ales Colorado
Max Taps Highlands Ranch

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06/04/2026

The Truth Nobody Asked For (But Everybody Needs)

Sure, go ahead. Drop $200 at some flashy, overpriced chain restaurant where a guy named Chad who's never touched a stove "curates" your experience from a laminated menu designed by a marketing team in Dallas... Really soak in that microwaved mediocrity served on a slate tile with a sprig of rosemary on top... Very fancy... Very soulless...

Meanwhile, some absolute legend down the street woke up at 4am, sourced fresh ingredients they actually give a damn about, and is cooking made-from-scratch food that would make your grandmother weep with joy — out of a trailer that is barely hanging on due to Colorado's taxes going elsewhere besides the roads...

Here's a wild concept: small businesses are the backbone of your community... They're run by real people, with real recipes, real passion, and zero corporate overlords telling them to cut costs by switching to powdered cheese... Every dollar you spend there stays local — it pays rent/mortgage, a kid's soccer cleats, and honestly, it keeps the soul of your neighborhood alive...

So yeah, you could spend your money making a billion-dollar corporation slightly more billion-dollar-y...

Or you could eat something that was actually made with love, skill, and a little bit of controlled chaos — and support someone who genuinely poured their entire life into feeding you well...

But you do you!

06/03/2026

Did someone say LUNCH!

06/02/2026

Waterford on Mainstreet - Parker, CO

05/31/2026

"Holy schnikes" We have 5 days this week...Guess we better start stretching!

05/25/2026

Another week to serve you all the best got dayummm grub in Colorado...

05/22/2026

Friday...you got the best got dayuuum grub coming to Parker this evening...
- Lone Tree Brewing Company - Parker
- 18425 Pony Express Dr #125, Parker, CO 80134
- 5/22
- 4pm til 8pm

05/20/2026

Living The Dream Brewing Co.(Sterling Ranch) ...Are you ready?

05/15/2026