Crumpled Horn

Crumpled Horn Official FB website for the Crumpled Horn pub in Upminster. A fantastic, community focused pub on Corbets Tey Road, opposite Upminster Park.
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We serve international beers, wines and spirits alongside our delicious pub food menu. Situated on Upminster High Street, just opposite the park, The Crumpled Horn is the best pub and bar for miles around, offering an extensive food menu, a great selection of real ales and specials all day every day, complete with excellent table service. Come and enjoy a relaxing drink in the Crumpled Horn with friends in a female friendly environment and party with great music until midnight at the weekends.

11/06/2026

Solé!
Our World Cup offers are go, go, go!!
Buckets of selected bottles £16!
Buckets of Bulmers Cider £17!
4 shots for £10!
Our Hatrick and Vindaloo burgers are awesome, and we have the perfect football menu for all tastes!
Join us this Summer for an World Cup experience

⚽ THE COUNTDOWN IS OVER: THE WORLD CUP KICKS OFF TONIGHT! ⚽The wait is officially finished, the flags are up, and the be...
11/06/2026

⚽ THE COUNTDOWN IS OVER: THE WORLD CUP KICKS OFF TONIGHT! ⚽
The wait is officially finished, the flags are up, and the beers are perfectly chilled. There is absolutely no better place to experience every single moment of the drama, the passion, and the glory than right here at **The Crump**!
Whether you're a die-hard tactical mastermind or just here for the unmatched tournament atmosphere, we are ready to bring you the closest thing to actually sitting pitchside.
Here is what we have lined up for you throughout the tournament:
📺 **Massive HD Screens** – Crystal clear views from every angle so you won't miss a single tackle, goal, or VAR controversy.
🍻 **Match-Day Drink Specials** – Great deals on pints, pitchers, and rounds to keep the celebrations flowing.
🍔 **The Ultimate Football Fuel** – Our kitchen is fired up and serving all your favorite match-day pub classics and sharing platters.
The atmosphere is going to be absolutely electric and tables will fill up fast. Grab your mates, throw on your colours, and get down early to secure the best seats in the house!
👇 **Who is lifting the trophy this year? Drop your predictions in the comments below!** 👇

GAME ON ⚽️🔥Join us tonight for the first World Cup match and fuel up with our limited-edition burgers:🍔 The Hat-Trick🌶️ ...
11/06/2026

GAME ON ⚽️🔥
Join us tonight for the first World Cup match and fuel up with our limited-edition burgers:
🍔 The Hat-Trick
🌶️ The Vindaloo
Big flavours. Big match energy.
Choose your team… which one are you?
https://nuvi.me/x73big

11/06/2026

🏆 WORLD CUP 2026 IS HERE! 🏆 And we’re kicking things off with something very exciting...👀

From today, you can grab our collectable LIMITED‑EDITION Marston's pint glass available only while stocks last*. Celebrate every goal, tackle and last‑minute heart‑stopper with us this Summer.

Even football legend Stuart Pearce is a fan! 🍻

Get down early for tonight's opening match Mexico v South Africa KO 8pm. These glasses won’t hang around.

Get in on the action 👉 https://nuvi.me/ksg7yh*

T&Cs apply.Purchase necessary.

10/06/2026

⚽️ IT’S COMING HOME TO THE CRUMPLED HORN! 🦁🦁🦁

The countdown is over and the summer of football is finally here! Don't watch the Three Lions from your sofa when you can experience the unmatched atmosphere right here with a cold pint in hand.

We are showing EVERY. SINGLE (ENGLAND). GAME. live on the big screens. 🍻

🔥 Why watch it at The Crumpled Horn?
Never Miss a Kick: No more queuing at the bar and missing a crucial goal—we’ve got Order to Table service running throughout the matches! 📲

The Best Atmosphere in Town: Surround yourself with proper fans, great chants, and unbeatable energy.

Proudly Supporting a Great Cause: We are proud to partner with Prostate Cancer UK this summer to help raise awareness for an incredible charity. 💙

📞 Lock In Your Table!
Big games mean big crowds, and tables are going to fill up fast. Gather the mates, family, or work crew and book your spot now.

👉 Call us on 01708 226698 to secure your front-row seat to the action!

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England play their last warm up tonight. After an unconvincing win last time out, can they hit the sweet spot ju...
10/06/2026

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England play their last warm up tonight. After an unconvincing win last time out, can they hit the sweet spot just in time?

Join us for all the action. Kick off at 9!
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

09/06/2026

FOOTBALL’S COMING HOME… and so is the ultimate matchday feast! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️🏆

The World Cup action is heating up, and we are serving up the ultimate World Cup Specials right here at The Crumpled Horn! Whether you’re cheering on every goal or just in it for the incredible food, we’ve got your matchday covered. 🥳

Check out what's on the pitch:
🍔 The Hat-Trick Burger – A legendary stack that hits the back of the net.
🍔 The Vindaloo Burger – Packing a serious kick for those who like a bit of spice! 🌶️
🍻 Limited Edition Pint Glasses – The perfect way to toast to three points.

Don't watch the game on an empty stomach. Gather your squad, secure your table, and let’s cheer the boys on together! 🎉

👇 Drop a comment with your score predictions for the next match! 👇

09/06/2026

Be honest... who is the "know-it-all" in your friend group? 👀 It’s time to put them to the test!

Bring them down to The Crumpled Horn Pub every Tuesday at 8 PM for Krazy Kaeti’s Kwiz Night! 🤪 Bring the brainpower, and Kaeti will bring the fun, laughs, and immaculate vibes.

Whether you're a trivia master or just in it for the pub snacks, everyone's welcome. 🍟🍺

⚠️ Spaces are limited due to popular demand, so don't wait to book your table! Let’s see what you’ve got, Upminster! Let the good times roll! 🚀

Just look at that stack! 😍 What's your top burger topping? Bacon? Extra cheese? Gravy?! Let us know in the comments! 👇If...
09/06/2026

Just look at that stack! 😍 What's your top burger topping? Bacon? Extra cheese? Gravy?! Let us know in the comments! 👇

If this photo has you hungry, you’re in luck. It's burger TUESDAY, which means you can grab this entire feast—burger, fries, and a drink—for only £13.50.

Gather your crew and join us. 🍔☀️

Skip the cooking and enjoy one of our amazing burgers and a cold drink with us every Tuesday.

⚽️🇲🇽 THE COUNTDOWN IS ON: WORLD CUP OPENING NIGHT PARTY! 🇿🇦⚽️The wait is officially over! The World Cup kicks off on Thu...
07/06/2026

⚽️🇲🇽 THE COUNTDOWN IS ON: WORLD CUP OPENING NIGHT PARTY! 🇿🇦⚽️

The wait is officially over! The World Cup kicks off on Thursday, 11th June, and we are throwing the ultimate opening night party right here at The Crumpled Horn, Upminster!

We’re bringing the vibrant energy of Mexico City straight to your local as Mexico takes on South Africa! Get ready for an absolute festival of football, food, and massive atmosphere.

Here is what we’ve got lined up for you from 7 PM:

📺 The Ultimate Viewing Experience: Watch the game on our BIG screens with full surround sound—you won’t miss a single second of the action!
🍻🌮 A Taste of Mexico: We’re serving up ice-cold Mexican Beer Deals and loaded Mexican Nachos all night long.
📱 Order to Table: Don’t worry about missing a goal while queuing; order straight to your table!
🎭 Get Involved: Mexican fancy dress is highly encouraged! Dust off your sombreros or ponchos and bring the noise.
👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Family Friendly: Bring the whole crew down—everyone is welcome!

🌟 GO VIP FOR A GREAT CAUSE! 🌟
Want the best seats in the house? We have VIP Tables available to book, with proceeds supporting Prostate Cancer UK. Experience the ultimate opening night while helping us raise money for a fantastic charity!

📞 Tables will go fast! Call us now on 01708 226698 to secure your spot. Let’s kick off the World Cup in style! 🎉

Great nights. Greater causes. Stronger community. 💜💛Looking to raise funds for a brilliant cause, charity, or local comm...
07/06/2026

Great nights. Greater causes. Stronger community. 💜💛

Looking to raise funds for a brilliant cause, charity, or local community project? Let’s make a real difference together! Host your next unforgettable fundraiser right here at The Crumpled Horn—and the best part? It won’t cost you a single thing.

❌ NO FEE TO HOST – You keep 100% to your cause and every single penny raised goes directly where it’s needed most.

We help raise many thousands of pounds every year for local charities, and we love helping you bring the energy! Whether you want to pack the room or keep it cozy, we’ve got some fantastic event ideas to get everyone involved:
✏️ Quizzes – Put the community's brains to the test!
🔢 Bingo & Music Bingo – Eyes down, ears open, and non-stop fun.
🎲 Games Night – Classic, playful competition for all ages.

🍔 Bonus: You bring the crowd, and we'll handle the fuel—our kitchen stays open all night for all your food needs!

Ready to get planning? Let's make it a night to remember.

📞 Get in touch today: Call us on 01708 226698 for more info, or pop in and speak directly to Kaeti—who officially puts the fun in fundraising!

Come on England! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿The big game against New Zealand kicks off tonight, and there’s only one place to watch it prope...
06/06/2026

Come on England! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
The big game against New Zealand kicks off tonight, and there’s only one place to watch it properly—right here at The Crumpled Horn!
We’ve got the beers cold, the screens ready, and the atmosphere is going to be electric. Round up your mates, grab a table early, and let’s cheer the boys on together. 🍺⚽️
Who’s coming down? Drop your score predictions below! 👇

05/06/2026

🚨6 DAYS TO GO! 🚨
The countdown is ON… the World Cup kicks off in just 6 days 🔥⚽
Are you ready for those moments? The goals. The drama. The last‑minute winners.
And trust us… there’s no better place to watch it than right here.
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05/06/2026

🚀 TGIF! THE WEEKEND STARTS HERE! 🚀
We are bringing the ultimate vibes tonight!
Get ready for the absolute best music and a party atmosphere you do not want to miss! 🎶🔥
🍾 PROSECCO DEALS: Pop open a bottle of Prosecco for just £15.50! The deal kicks off right at 5pm, so do not be late! 🥂✨
📍 Where it's at: The Crumpled Horn
Tag your weekend squad right now!
Let's get the drinks flowing and start the weekend off right! 🙌💥

05/06/2026

COMING SOON!
This summer just got a whole lot more Peachy...
Landing Monday!

LAST CHANCE - It’s your final weekend to play! 🏆​WIN A WEDGE wraps up soon, so this is your moment to jump in, enjoy the...
05/06/2026

LAST CHANCE - It’s your final weekend to play! 🏆
​WIN A WEDGE wraps up soon, so this is your moment to jump in, enjoy the Trivial Pursuit fun, and grab those last remaining prizes.
​Don’t miss out on the chance to win our last weekly prize draw to win £1,000!

🌟 DAD'S DAY CELEBRATION IS ON! 🌟Looking for the ultimate way to treat the dad in your life? This Father's Day, join us f...
04/06/2026

🌟 DAD'S DAY CELEBRATION IS ON! 🌟

Looking for the ultimate way to treat the dad in your life? This Father's Day, join us for a special celebration on June 21st from 12pm to 6pm! 🎉

We’ve got something truly special planned—bring your dad down to The Crumpled Horn for an unforgettable day filled with delicious food, refreshing drinks, and great company.

🍔 What’s on the menu?
Treat Dad to a hearty meal with sizzling favorites that are sure to make him smile!

Why stress over the cooking when you can enjoy a delightful day out? Gather the family and let’s make some memories together!

📍 Join us at The Crumpled Horn, Upminster
🕒 Our doors are open from 12pm - 6pm for food

Tag your favorite dad and let him know he deserves this day! 👇❤️

🥩 STEAK & GAMMON DAY IS ON! 🥩Looking for the perfect dinner plans? We’ve got you covered.Come on down and enjoy your cho...
04/06/2026

🥩 STEAK & GAMMON DAY IS ON! 🥩
Looking for the perfect dinner plans?
We’ve got you covered.
Come on down and enjoy your choice of a juicy Rump Steak or a succulent Gammon Steak, served with all the classic trimmings and paired with a refreshing drink—all for just £14.75! 😮
Tag someone who needs to see this!👇✨
What's included:Your choice of Rump Steak or Gammon. Your favorite sides 🍟A drink of choice to wash it down 🍺🥂
Why cook when we can do the hard work for you?
Gather your friends, family, or your favourite dinner date and treat yourselves to an absolute bargain.
📍 Find us at The Crumpled Horn, Upminster
🕒 Serving from: 12pm - 8pm
📞 Call 01708 226698 to book a table, or just walk right in!

Ahead of our World Cup opening party on the 11th, join us for the England friendlies. We'll bring the music and the vibe...
03/06/2026

Ahead of our World Cup opening party on the 11th, join us for the England friendlies. We'll bring the music and the vibes, you bring the support.
Let's do this!!

A HUGE thank you to everyone who came to our Soul all-dayer for Saint Francis HospiceTogether, we raised an amazing £103...
03/06/2026

A HUGE thank you to everyone who came to our Soul all-dayer for Saint Francis Hospice
Together, we raised an amazing £1039.44!!
👏👏👏👏👏👏
To raise such as huge amount whilst having an awesome day of dance, laughs and friendship is staggering.
This, of course, would not have been possible without the the team at Soul Nights Out In Essex and the organisation of Mark Hughes. To all the DJ's who performed for free and to everyone that joined us.... thank you!!
One love | One community
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02/06/2026

NEW!
Adnams Ghost Ship 0.5%
Heritage | Taste | Quality

01/06/2026

🎧 Open Decks is BACK tonight at The Crumpled Horn!
Looking for the perfect Monday night plans?
In association with Soul Nights Out In Essex, we are hosting our Open Decks night tonight—and it is all for a fantastic cause supporting Saint Francis Hospice.
Whether you are a seasoned pro, a vinyl collector, or completely new to the decks, come down and get involved.
Here is everything you need to know:
When: Tonight (1st Monday of the month) from 6pm – 11pm.
Music: Bring your own vinyl and spin your favorite tracks.
Play: Donation to play (all proceeds go to Saint Francis Hospice).Learn:
Want to learn? You can learn to DJ with professionals on site.
Food & Drink: The kitchen is open until 8pm, and our Monday drink deals are running all day.
Come for the music, stay for the great atmosphere, and support an incredible local charity.
📞 Call 01708 226698 for more info!

Mondays just got a whole lot better at The Crumpled Horn!Beat the start-of-the-week blues with the ultimate pub comfort....
01/06/2026

Mondays just got a whole lot better at The Crumpled Horn!
Beat the start-of-the-week blues with the ultimate pub comfort. We are serving up two massive Monday-only deals to keep you fed and watered without breaking the bank.
Here is what is on the menu every single Monday:
Real Ale: Pouring for just £2.80 a pint, all day long.
Pie & A Drink: Get a hearty, delicious pie and a refreshing drink for only £13.50.
Kick off your week the right way. Grab a table, settle in, and let us handle the cooking.
🥧 Tag a mate who needs a Monday pick-me-up at The Crumpled Horn!

Good morning Upminster! A welcome break in the heat and perfect for our Sunday Soul Service.Join the Rev. Mark Hughes an...
31/05/2026

Good morning Upminster!
A welcome break in the heat and perfect for our Sunday Soul Service.
Join the Rev. Mark Hughes and Pastor Clive Bailey for the sweetest music to sooth your soul!
Food available until 6pm including our loaded salads for that lighter bite!
The team are ready with ice-cold beer, international spirits and hand made cocktails!

WIN A WEDGE wraps up soon, don't miss the chance to play. This is your moment to grab those last remaining prizes.​ Don'...
29/05/2026

WIN A WEDGE wraps up soon, don't miss the chance to play.
This is your moment to grab those last remaining prizes.​ Don't worry if you can't get all 6 questions right, you'll still be entered into our weekly prize draw to win £1,000! 🤩

Address

33-37 Corbets Tey Road
Upminster
RM142AJ

Opening Hours

Monday 11:30am - 11pm
Tuesday 11:30am - 11pm
Wednesday 11:30am - 11pm
Thursday 11:30am - 11pm
Friday 11:30am - 12am
Saturday 11am - 12am
Sunday 12pm - 10:30pm

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