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Crumpled Horn Official FB website for the Crumpled Horn pub in Upminster. A fantastic, community focused pub on Corbets Tey Road, opposite Upminster Park.
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We serve international beers, wines and spirits alongside our delicious pub food menu. Situated on Upminster High Street, just opposite the park, The Crumpled Horn is the best pub and bar for miles around, offering an extensive food menu, a great selection of real ales and specials all day every day, complete with excellent table service. Come and enjoy a relaxing drink in the Crumpled Horn with friends in a female friendly environment and party with great music until midnight at the weekends.

🎉 It’s FRIDAY NIGHT, let’s hit the town! ✨The weekend is finally here, and at The Crumpled Horn, we are absolutely break...
13/11/2026

🎉 It’s FRIDAY NIGHT, let’s hit the town! ✨

The weekend is finally here, and at The Crumpled Horn, we are absolutely breaking it down! 🕺💃

🍹 What’s waiting for you?

Fizz Friday! Prosecco just £15.50

Cool prices & hot deals all night long 💸

Great tunes to keep you moving 🎶

Good vibes and the ultimate weekend energy 🔥

Thank God it’s Friday! Come see why we're the best place to be tonight. Tag your weekend crew below and let's get the party started! 👇🍻

13/11/2026

With so much going on this Christmas, we're sharing at least one event a day so you don't miss out.

Our Breakfast with events always sell-out, today, it's The Elf on the Shelf!
Full details and the booking link are on our events page.

Tag a friend who loves the Elf. Don't leave them on the shelf 😉

With the weather turning distinctively  cold 🥶, Christmas seems closer than ever. Just 6 weeks! Whatever your plans, we'...
12/11/2026

With the weather turning distinctively cold 🥶, Christmas seems closer than ever. Just 6 weeks!
Whatever your plans, we've got you covered.

🍽 Festive Fayre from just £20.79
🥳 Party Nights every Friday & Saturday throughout December
👪 Family events including our amazing ' Breakfast With' meet & greets (Including our special SEN event)

We have something going on every day.... and boy, do we know how to deliver Christmas! 🎄🎅

All of our events are on our events page, and we've included the 'What's On' so you can share it across your social media.

Like, Follow and Tag your party crew.
Book early as we sell out some nights very early!

After a 7-0 thrashing away, England face Croatia once again, but now the hallowed turf of Wembley beckons.Will King Harr...
12/11/2026

After a 7-0 thrashing away, England face Croatia once again, but now the hallowed turf of Wembley beckons.

Will King Harry play and move clear of Shilton's record?

Can we repeat or beat the 7-0?

All these questions and more will be answered tonight.

7:45 kick off
All Screens
Surround Sound
Full menu until 9pm
Big atmosphere

Good afternoon Upminster!Loving the 🌞, not so much the 🥶Thankfully we're as warm as a box of thermal un**es.All of our g...
12/11/2026

Good afternoon Upminster!

Loving the 🌞, not so much the 🥶
Thankfully we're as warm as a box of thermal un**es.

All of our grills and a drink have 25% sliced off today. Rump, Sirloin, Gammon or Mixed Grill..... you choice, cooked your way.

Fancy something different?
Head here 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
https://www.crumpledhornpub.co.uk/40offer
and grab a 40% off mains discount code.

Fab food, great prices and the warmest of welcomes.

See you soon!

10/11/2026

One more glass. One important cause. 🍻
Tomorrow is Remembrance Day, and we’ll be raising a glass to all those who have served and sacrificed.
Join us at the pub and pick up your limited-edition commemorative glass. Every purchase helps support the Royal British Legion.
Find out more about this year's glass design https://nuvi.me/x9tuwx

Burger, Kwiz.... Kwiz, burger?Tough choice that. Have a banging burger and a pint with 25% off... or the best Kwiz Night...
10/11/2026

Burger, Kwiz.... Kwiz, burger?

Tough choice that. Have a banging burger and a pint with 25% off... or the best Kwiz Night in Town? 🤔
Why not combine both!? Come for a burger, stay for the Kwiz! You may even win a bar tab 🤯

Whatever you decide, we'll be right here, ready as always 😁

To honour those that have served and gave their life in conflict, we will be open at 10:45am so that our team can join y...
08/11/2026

To honour those that have served and gave their life in conflict, we will be open at 10:45am so that our team can join you in observing the 2 minute silence.

Lest we forget ✝️

BIG FA Cup action today.Hornchurch FC v BlackpoolWill the Urchins topple their higher league opposition? HCFC SA members...
07/11/2026

BIG FA Cup action today.

Hornchurch FC v Blackpool

Will the Urchins topple their higher league opposition?

HCFC SA members, bring your cards to unlock your discount.

COYU!!

⭐ We'd love to ask a small favour of our wonderful community. If you've recently visited us, we'd be incredibly grateful...
06/11/2026

⭐ We'd love to ask a small favour of our wonderful community. If you've recently visited us, we'd be incredibly grateful if you could take a moment to leave us a review and share your experience. Every single review makes a difference. They help us recognise and celebrate our team, highlight what's working well for our guests, and show us where we can continue to improve. Your feedback also helps others discover our pub and supports our business more than you might realise. If you'd like to leave feedback, please visit the Reviews section of our page rather than commenting on this post, as reviews are much more helpful to us and future guests🌟

Address

33-37 Corbets Tey Road
Upminster
RM142AJ

Opening Hours

Monday 11:30am - 11pm
Tuesday 11:30am - 11pm
Wednesday 11:30am - 11pm
Thursday 11:30am - 11pm
Friday 11:30am - 12am
Saturday 11am - 12am
Sunday 12pm - 10:30pm

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