23/06/2026
I have a long standing theory that 3 men in a pub invented absolutely everything.
- Decorative rocks
- Velcro wallets
- Garden gnomes
- Shoes for dogs
- The rule that every barbecue requires at least one man standing next to it offering unsolicited advice
Unfortunately, it's roasting outside and I believe they have all melted.
We're now holding auditions for replacements at the Coach
Pull up a chair, grab a cold pint and tell us your best ideas.