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⚰️THE UK’S ONLY MONTHLY HORROR
EDIBLE-ART MYSTERY BOX⚰️
🔪 Let’s Make Something Sick Together 🩸
Heybridge, Essex
5 ⭐️ hygiene with certificates
Level 2 hygiene, allergens and intolerances
Neurospicy owned business

09/10/2026

🎈🩸 THROWBACK TO MY FAVOURITE CAKE I’VE EVER MADE… WELCOME TO DERRY! 🩸🎈

Almost a year ago, I made this cake, and I STILL absolutely love it. 🖤

The funny thing? I had so many people, including other bakers, telling me it was AI-generated or enhanced with AI.

IT WASN’T!! NO AI. NO FILTERS. NO ENHANCEMENTS. Just me, my tools, edible materials and a frankly ridiculous amount of time and patience.

Every single detail was handmade and edible, apart from a couple of cocktail sticks supporting the legs of the Derry sign.

So, let me show you exactly how much work went into this monster of a cake! 👇

📺 THE TELEVISION

I made vegetarian Rice Krispie treats and built them up to create the shape of the TV, then coated the whole thing in fondant. I added an edible image from the IT movie before layering more fondant to create the details and give the television a more realistic finish. I then hand-painted and airbrushed the shading before adding corn syrup blood to tie it all together.

🪧 THE WELCOME TO DERRY SIGN

I created and edited the Welcome to Derry artwork to fit the cake perfectly. I made the sign from modelling paste, carefully hand-cutting the shape and leaving it to harden. The only non-edible elements were the cocktail sticks used to support the legs.

⛵ THE SS GEORGIE PAPER BOAT

Made entirely from modelling paste, textured by hand, then painted and airbrushed to get that worn, realistic look. I even hand-wrote “SS Georgie” to match the film!

🩸 THE DRAIN AND BLOOD EFFECT

I cut a small hole into the top of the cake and lined it with fondant. I then created a separate circular fondant disc for the drain cover, hand-painted with metallic edible powder to make it look realistic.

The blood filled the drain and spilled over the cake, recreating one of my favourite scenes from the film. I airbrushed the blood with black to give it a deeper, darker, oxidised appearance.

🌳 THE SEWER ENTRANCE

I carved a shallow recess into the front of the cake to create depth, then coated the area in fondant. I carefully calculated the size of the concrete entrance before hand-cutting the fondant, texturing it and bringing it to life with paint and airbrushing.

I topped the entrance with handmade fondant roots and branches, then created edible moss to give it that overgrown, decaying look. Naturally, that got more airbrushing, too!

🎈 THE RED BALLOON

Handmade from fondant and airbrushed to get the finish just right.

🪵 THE STONES, LOGS AND BASE

The stones and logs around the base were finished using the same texturing, painting and airbrushing techniques as the concrete entrance and branches, making sure everything looked like it belonged in the same scene.

🌊 AND NOW FOR THE BIT THAT MAKES ME HAPPIEST… THE CAKE BOARD!

This wasn’t just a board covered in fondant. I built up areas of fondant to create a rippled surface, then airbrushed layers of blue, green, brown and yellow to create that murky sewer-water effect.

Then came the piping gel! I poured it over the entire board to a depth of around 5mm before adding the logs and stones.

The result was that incredible, murky, wet-looking finish. I honestly couldn’t have been happier with how it turned out!

⏱️ TWO FULL DAYS OF WORK.

Two days making the decorations and decorating the cake. Every texture, every shadow, every tiny detail was planned and created by hand.

This is what people don’t always see when they look at a finished cake. The hours of designing, measuring, cutting, shaping, texturing, painting, airbrushing and problem-solving that go into making something like this.

There was no AI, no magic shortcut and no filter making it look better than it was. Just a whole lot of hard work, creativity and a slightly questionable obsession with horror. 🩸

This is still my favourite cake to date, and I’m ridiculously proud of it.

NOW TELL ME… WHAT DO YOU THINK? Would you have believed this was handmade and edible if you’d seen it without knowing how it was made? 👀🎈

🔪 Let’s Make Something Sick Together 🩸

🔪 NOT JUST A BAKE. A FULLY SCULPTED CREEPY CREATION. 🩸Ever wondered how I make my sculpted bakes? 👀These aren’t hollow d...
09/10/2026

🔪 NOT JUST A BAKE. A FULLY SCULPTED CREEPY CREATION. 🩸

Ever wondered how I make my sculpted bakes? 👀

These aren’t hollow decorations or little fondant toppers stuck on a cake. They’re FULL-SIZE BAKES encased in chocolate, then coated and sculpted entirely by hand using modelling paste! 🖤

Every detail is built up by hand using texture rollers, sculpting tools and all sorts of little tricks to transform an ordinary bake into something that looks like the real thing.

Then comes the painting and airbrushing, layering colours, adding shadows, highlights and texture until the finished piece comes to life.

From the shape and texture right down to the tiniest details, there’s no quick shortcut. Just hours of hands-on work, plenty of tools, a lot of patience and a slightly questionable obsession with making edible things look a little too realistic. 🔪

Every single piece is handmade in-house by me. No outsourcing. No pre-made decorations. Just full-size bakes transformed into edible art.

This is what makes The Black Casket Cult different. You’re not just getting a bake — you’re getting a sculpted, hand-painted, edible creation designed to fit the theme of each box.

And yes, they’re made to be eaten. Eventually. 🩸

🔪 Let’s Make Something Sick Together 🩸

🖤 DID YOU KNOW JUST HOW MUCH WORK GOES INTO EVERY CASKET? 🖤There’s a LOT that goes on behind the scenes at Oi! Cakes, an...
09/10/2026

🖤 DID YOU KNOW JUST HOW MUCH WORK GOES INTO EVERY CASKET? 🖤

There’s a LOT that goes on behind the scenes at Oi! Cakes, and it’s so much more than just baking! 🔪

Every box is packed with details that take hours of work to create. I design, edit and 3D print cutters and stamps specifically for each box, making sure every design is just right for its theme.

I hand-make so many of the little details myself, from sculpted edible pieces to hand-painted and airbrushed decorations. Every element is carefully crafted to bring each theme to life and get the finish I want.

Then there are the edible images! I spend hours editing and resizing designs to fit my bakes perfectly before printing them myself. Take this Voodoo for Dummies chocolate orange brownie — even the book cover is carefully edited to wrap perfectly around the handmade edible book! 🖤

From designing, editing and printing to baking, sculpting, painting, airbrushing and assembling, EVERYTHING is made and printed in-house by me. No outsourcing. No pre-made decorations ordered in.

Countless hours go into every box before it reaches your door. It’s creativity, experimentation, problem-solving and obsessing over the little details to create something truly special.

When you order from Oi! Cakes, you’re not just getting a box of bakes. You’re getting horror-inspired edible art, created from the ground up by one very busy human with a whole lot of passion for the creepy stuff. 🩸

Designed by me. Printed by me. Handmade by me. Baked by me. Made for you. ALWAYS.

🔪 Let’s Make Something Sick Together 🩸

08/10/2026

🩸 SOUTHEND ALTERNATIVE MARKET IS COMING… AND IT’S GOING TO BE KILLER! 🔪

I’m bringing Oi! Cakes to the Southend Alternative Market on Sunday 18th October, and I’m bringing some seriously twisted treats with me. 🩸🎪

I’ll have individual bakes from the Sammy Jo’s Killer Clown Collection available to grab on the day — plus a few other creepy bits and sweet treats! 🤡🍰

So if you’re local, come along, say hi, and get your hands on some horror you can actually eat. 👀

📍 Inside Room 24, Eastern Esplanade, SS1 2ER
🕚 11am–3pm
🎟️ £2 entry — under 12s FREE
🎪 Crystals • Alt stalls • Readings • Massage • Sweets & treats • Bar • Hot snacks & more

Come for the market. Stay for the killer cakes. 🔪🩸

🎃🎄 THE DECEMBER BLACK CASKET CULT IS OPEN FOR PREORDER 🎄🎃Christmas is coming… but something has gone horribly wrong. 🩸Th...
07/10/2026

🎃🎄 THE DECEMBER BLACK CASKET CULT IS OPEN FOR PREORDER 🎄🎃

Christmas is coming… but something has gone horribly wrong. 🩸

This month’s mystery box brings Halloween and Christmas together with 6 handcrafted themed bakes, creepy festive designs and one very strange holiday ahead. 👀

🩸 CHOOSE YOUR CASKET

🩸 MINI CASKET — £17
3 decorated bakes

☠️ SMALL CASKET — £24
3 decorated bakes + 1 hand-sculpted bake

🖤 BLACK CASKET — £35
5 decorated bakes + 1 hand-sculpted bake

🔪 DELUXE CASKET — £48
8 decorated bakes + 1 hand-sculpted bake

💀 ULTIMATE CASKET — £65
10 decorated bakes + 2 hand-sculpted bakes

🩸 The bigger the Casket, the better the value.

💀 Only 24 hand-sculpted bakes are available across the entire collection. Once they’re gone, they’re gone.

📮 DISPATCH: 14TH DECEMBER
📦 £5 P&P

🌱 Suitable for vegetarians and psychopaths. 🔪

🚫 NOT suitable for anyone with allergies. Products may contain or contain traces of ALL allergens. Full ingredient information is provided with every order.

🎁 PREORDER NOW:
oi-cakes.myshopify.com

Think you know December’s theme?
You probably do… 👀🎃🎄

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07/10/2026

Thank you The Smugglers Bake Box !!🏴‍☠️

06/10/2026

🎄🩸 CHRISTMAS IS COMING… 🩸🎄

But this year, Christmas is coming to the Black Casket Cult…

Something strange is waiting behind the door. 👀

December preorders open soon.

🎃🎄 Can you guess what’s coming?

I’m a bakers inspiration?! Wow, just wow! Now this sounds delicious The Cake Shack
06/10/2026

I’m a bakers inspiration?! Wow, just wow! Now this sounds delicious The Cake Shack

Halloween treat boxes have had a theme this year 😍
Inspired by Oi Cakes

This years children’s box is The Nightmare Before Christmas themed 💕

This box will be £12

Payment in full is required upon booking

Limited slots available 🎃

Set sail for The Smugglers Bake Box — a pirate’s treasure trove of delicious bakes! 🏴‍☠️
05/10/2026

Set sail for The Smugglers Bake Box — a pirate’s treasure trove of delicious bakes! 🏴‍☠️

05/10/2026

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