25/10/2026
🌳 Tree-mendous Update! 🌳
Our willow tree clearly fancied a Sunday lie-in and has decided to take a nap across the front b**r garden. In the process, it managed to flatten a selection of garden furniture and take out our external lighting. 😅
The good news is that an electrician has already been on site and all downed electrics have been made safe ✅
We're still *OPEN AS USUAL*, with the hotel, bar and restaurant all operating normally, and the main entrance remains completely clear and accessible.
🚗 Please use the main car park, as the rear car park is temporarily closed while we deal with our unexpected leafy visitor.
Thank you for your patience while we tidy up. If anyone needs us, we'll be explaining to a willow tree that the b**r garden isn't actually a parking space. 🍻🌳😂