19/09/2026
🍂 AUTUMN HAS ENTERED THE CHAT… AND SHE’S A BIT UNHINGED.
Our NEW SEASONAL MENU has landed and, quite frankly, we’ve absolutely no business putting this many ridiculous drinks on one menu.
Coffee? Yep.
Matcha? Obviously.
Red Bull? Unfortunately for your heart rate, yes.
A whole croissant balanced on top of a coffee? Also yes. Don’t ask.
☕ Tira-Mis-Boo — pumpkin spice, vanilla, coffee & cold foam. Basically tiramisu got a Halloween costume.
🍌 Banana Popcorn — banoffee, popcorn, caramel foam and coffee. Sounds questionable. Tastes unreal.
🥐 The Croissant — pandan, coconut, coffee AND an entire croissant. Breakfast and your caffeine in one. Efficient.
🧙♀️ Witches Brew — blueberry, pineapple & Juneberry Red Bull. Bright purple and absolutely no good decisions will follow.
🍎 Poison Apple — crisp apple, ginger ale & cinnamon cold foam. Autumn in a cup without having to go near a pumpkin patch.
🧛 Vampire Kiss — watermelon Red Bull, cherry, strawberry & raspberry, complete with vampire teeth and a syringe of red syrup because apparently we have lost the run of ourselves.
🥥 Coco Loco Matcha — pandan, coconut & matcha. Tropical. Creamy. Not remotely autumnal. We put it on anyway.
😈 The Devil Wears Haribo — blood orange, blackberry & peach Red Bull with enough sweets on top to keep your dentist in business.
🎃 Smashing Pumpkins — pumpkin spice matcha with marshmallow and pumpkin sauce. It shouldn’t work as well as it does, but here we are.
So aye… that’s autumn sorted. 😂
Available now at The Wee Coffee Window — Coleraine & Ballymoney.
Which one are you ordering first? 👀👇
