Puffy's Pint Of No Return

03/17/2026

03/17/2026

Here’s a little playlist to get your day started.

Playlist · 25 Songs

10/27/2025

Took a road trip to Cape St. Mary’s today with a side trip to Gooseberry Cove Beach.

12/01/2023

Checking out the pool bar in Tegucigalpa Honduras. Not bad!

05/20/2023

I asked ChatGPT to write a poem for The Puffy's Pint Of No Return and what came back was kind of deep and a little sad. In any case…enjoy!

Puffy's Pint of No Return

In a tavern dimly lit, Puffy sat alone,
A pirate bold, with tales untold, a spirit all his own.
His weathered face, a map of scars, his eyes with mischief gleamed,
A tankard raised, a toast to fate, he drowned in amber dreams.

His ship, The Salty Serpent, sailed the vast and endless sea,
With sails unfurled, and cannons primed, they sought adventure free.
From port to port, they plundered gold, with laughter in their wake,
But Puffy yearned for something more, a risk he had to take.

One fateful night, a stranger came, a gleam in his cold stare,
He whispered tales of hidden realms, where treasures lie unfair.
A pint of liquid courage brewed, in shadows it did churn,
The ale of legends, whispered words, Puffy's heart did yearn.

He grabbed the glass, his palms ablaze, and downed the liquid fire,
Its taste, a blend of sea and storm, a journey to inspire.
With every gulp, his senses swirled, his mind began to soar,
To realms unseen, where legends dwell, forever to explore.

As time unfurled, and stars danced high, Puffy lost his way,
His crew grew restless, whispers spread, as nights turned into days.
The compass spun, his senses dulled, the pint had claimed its toll,
Puffy's voyage of no return, his fate forever stole.

Now Puffy's ship sails empty seas, a ghost ship on the tide,
A cautionary tale they share, of a captain's foolish pride.
In every tavern, songs are sung, of Puffy's fateful choice,
A pint of no return, they warn, heed well the inner voice.

So raise a glass to Puffy's plight, his cautionary tale,
A reminder of the paths we tread, before our spirits fail.
For in life's depths, where choices dwell, let wisdom be our guide,
And may we never drink the pint that leads to the other side.

03/15/2023

Alright folks! I am looking for songs for a beach playlist. Heading south in a couple of weeks and I want a soundtrack! Hit me up.

09/09/2020

In order to bring the fun of Puffy’s Pint of No Return to my East Coast friends we have decided to make the move and burst the Atlantic Bubble! As of September 18 The Return will be relocated to St. John’s! See you soon!

03/14/2020

Peace and no COVID-19 everyone!

12/15/2019

Merry Christmas!

06/08/2019

Sun is shining and the beer is cold!!!

06/08/2019

Nice scotch while we watch the Raptors at the Return! Life is good!